I’m mentally and physically exhausted after hearing @gordonkeith, @GeorgeDunham, and @junior_miller argue about what an athlete is. Based off of the debate I have concluded I am an earbud athlete from 5:30am-10am M-F. 888-787-1310
@dadpickupline I was instructed to put taco shells in the oven before the Mrs and girls got home from dance. Scoured the fridge and cupboards to no avail. Wife came home and found TWO boxes in both the fridge and cupboards. There’s a conspiracy going on that no one is willing to talk about.
@gordonkeith@GeorgeDunham - been meaning to get a game cam because I knoweverything is going on out there more than we think it is. Anyway, caught mama bear and two cubs going through our garbage on trash day yesterday.
@gordonkeith Just introduced E.T. To my 4 year old (she loves it); you ever notice that Elliot uses Skinlanin voice in his acting sick scene? Also, #creekbedET is the most scarring scene of all time.
@gordonkeith if this is who you were referencing in GC, then YES! Been preaching this to @ChelsLHudson for a few seasons now. Maybe with your support, I’ll finally get the cred I deserve.
@gordonkeith Wondering would you rather: 1. Have to pour a full glass of whatever beverage you’re drinking on a random stranger once a week for the rest of your life or 2. Cut off all of your toes with a hedge clipper (without numbing agents) xoxo