Mary

Causing mischief and mayhem in my search for misadventure.

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Parenting paradoxes: this is the most I've ever cleaned my glasses and yet also the dirtiest they've ever been.

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thiiiiiiiiiiiiis

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@barbylon I liked where I did my prenatal yoga class, but they are on the super crunchy side and I haven't had a chance to try any other classes yet. It's Ridgely Retreat in Annapolis.

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@doug_ellison I must show @TaiKhandaker to make him feel better about giving up our Tesla pre-order spot! 'Cause in MD it R-A-I-N-S. xD

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@barbylon This is awesome! Thank you!!

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@barbylon Hiiiii. Can you direct me to a good person if I want someone from Goddard to do a community chat/education piece for kids at my facility? Can be on any mission/science/fun goodness.

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@marssciencegrad Uhm totally. You had to ask? It has soy!

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My baby who hates swaddles apparently loves the moby wrap. Who could've guessed, but I count it as a win.

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@Jennsachi @marssciencegrad And may all the diapers be changed by Dad!

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@marsroverdriver Lol, Zane was escaping double swaddles from the nurses in the hospital. Our fate is sealed, I was just hoping.

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My odd baby: the swaddle actually wakes him up because he gets pissed off by being restrained. :/

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He won. I'm weak. Not only is there no swaddle, we added a comfort nursing session to the deal

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He's looking at me with betrayal in his eyes. #whymommawhy #howcouldyou

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@barbylon We'll have to grab lunch sometime when Z-man is a little older.

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@marsroverdriver @marssciencegrad @Jennsachi Legit I just managed to read the whole thread. I'll take my hospital experience and all my amazing nurses, kthxbai.

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Also on today's learning curve: that first diaper after milk is pungent. This boy doesn't hide his accomplishments.

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I just learned the restorative power of 90 minutes. #newborn #whydidntyouclusterfeedforthenursearmy

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Wish I could go see the exhibit. :( https://t.co/RiZvLEOAWC