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BREAKING NEWS: Speaker of the House Dior has left Damp's United States of America; resulting in his resignation.

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BREAKING: A member of the First Family was caught having sexual relations inside the White House Residence with Secret Service Director ASOMEML11 and Secret Service Deputy Director moimen4. This is truly absurd as this is a ROBLOX game.

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BREAKING: President Jaxy70 has resigned from the Presidency due to security concerns. Vice President Speed will become Acting President.

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HOT MIC MOMENT: Federal Judge Austen181 was caught with his microphone unmuted at yesterday's press conference as President Jaxy said, "National Burning Gays Day" it appeared as if the Federal Judge got a laugh out of this remark.

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Former President Goebel said the following; "I do not believe that the actions committed by the President were the best in anyway, frankly I am disturbed and disappointed if it is true I have not looked into it very much."

The Former President is disgusted by the actions.

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BREAKING: The Vice President released a comment and said the following; "The Office of the Vice President has no official comment, but I am deeply disturbed by some of the things I’ve seen over the last hour."

It is quite clear that the Vice President is in shock.

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An anonymous source from the White House says that President Jaxy70 had previously made comments about burning people of the LGBTQ Community and saying that Black Lives Don't Matter.

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JUST IN: Senate Class II Elections have been announced. So far Majority Leader Cheeze has announced his re-election campaign. He is a long-term congressmen and is expected to be re-elected. Stay tuned for more.

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JUST IN: Vice President Tre_Dior has declared his candidacy for President of the United States of America.

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STATEMENT: Our statement regarding the recent revelations regarding "DUSA News".

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JUST IN: President Goebel makes hints that the United States will be going to war with the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. We also received information from sources close to the President that there are American agents that have infiltrated the DPRK government. Stay tuned

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BREAKING: Sources close to the President have confirmed that the account “103315” is President CongressionalDefend’s alternate account.

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JUST IN: White House Chief of Staff MiniLSpeed has confirmed that a Vice Presidential pick will be announced sometime tomorrow.

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Make sure to tune into @BloxNewsDUSA election night! They are doing an amazing job pumping out projections! Don’t miss it!

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Make sure to register to vote as there are only 18 days left until dUSA elects a new President.

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SHOCKING: Leaked messages given by a reliable source shows Sen. CongressionalDefend threatening President rabidsocialist. View image below;

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EXCLUSIVE PIECE: Lana & Hunter: DUSA's Famous Couple. A story of the couple all right here, on the Huffington Post.

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REMINDER: Make sure you get out and vote for House of Representatives! Polls close at 7:00!! Go VOTE!

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BREAKING: Former Advisor to the AJ Goebel For President campaign tried to run for Congress to Impeach Rabid after being barred from the house. Witnesses have said that Nasia wanted to get rid of Rabid.

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APOLOGY: We want to apologize to everyone affected and triggered by our last story. More to come.