Dylan

“Slaughter nostalgia at any cost, but be careful not to wipe out all memory in the process.” Husband. Dad. Go Birds.

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

USMNT has so much motion the prime minister of Canada skipped his own country’s match so he could get jacked off under a table by Katy Perry while the USA steamrolled Paraguay.

Checkmate, world.

[birdie @asifoncue]

Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

don't ever let the chuds running this website or our government make you forget this is the true spirit of America

they can never take this from us

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

Don’t tell me Paraguay isn’t that good, as if I haven’t watched this team struggle to hold possession or play creatively against CONCACAF cellar dwellers for most of my life.

[Bedard glazer @DibbleTiki]

@TPAction Bros entire legacy has been boiled down to AI slop lmfao

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

his legacy

[G @Gideoomatic]

I have never seen the USMNT act like this before

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Andrés Cantor's call of the Gio Reyna USMNT goal on the Telemundo broadcast. 🇺🇸⚽️🎙️ #WorldCup

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

What a World Cup debut for Chris Richards 🤩

[Jason Aponte @JasonAponte2103]

For once, SoFi has a group of people at the stadium rooting for the home team?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Gio Reyna puts the exclamation point on a USMNT 4-1 win!

John Strong with the call for Fox. 🇺🇸⚽️💥🎙️ #WorldCup

[Dylan @Huggs845]

GOLAZO PAPI

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Why do athletes act like they have the only jobs in the world with taxes & living expenses

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

I’ll be honest. I’m getting a little tired of all the cuts about how hard it is to be disciplined with a nine figure paycheck. Fuck all y’all.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BALOGUN DOES IT AGAIN 🤯🔥

TEAM USA UP 3-0 ON PARAGUAY AT THE HALF

(Via @FOXSports)

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩

Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥

[stef @meritforsadness]

Hate when you hear a live version of a song and it’s fire and then you hear the studio version and it doesn’t compare

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

hydration break in 75° weather

[Dylan @Huggs845]

@scheminx FOUR LOKO?!