Straight White male. Exhibitionist/voyeur who enjoys pleasuring myself to orgasmic ecstasy.
'Honored to share my intimate photos & videos with You!!
Truly. π
@MagneticNorse You could've thrown the final piece into the freezer for about fourteen minutes prior to assembly, yet you chose not to.
I almost wanna punch you directly in the dick for blatantly desecrating both caliper and micrometer.
There truly is no valid excuse for your behavior.
None.
@MagneticNorse Anyone who uses dial calipers in an attempt to hammer-together a mismachined steel jigsaw puzzle is no friend of mine.
To abuse fine measuring tools in this way is sacrilege.
Do better.
This young lady wins on too many levels to list, but let's cut to the chase and all agree on the following:
Her bowling skills are impeccable, as is her choice of attire. She's a woman after my own heart 'cause, quite frankly, I go commando too.
'Just not while bowling, tho...
This is obviously a trick question, therefore, I refuse to give you a dignified answer: A woman's beauty is timeless.
What age, you ask? You can *start*, with Infinity.
π₯°
While it may exagerrate the natural state of my penis, and doesn't reflect my normal, fully-erect size, this video serves to capture a glimpse into my personal growth journey.
All my very best,
Hugh
@Jesii_ca_M No such man exists. My condolences.
P.S.: ('You *sure* I have to "Purely" be an actual "Virgin"? If so, I don't think you're being fair in the least.)
@Irra_____ I don't see the problem. Like, what are we missing, here?
The man is simply attempting to smuggle an illegal eggplant in his khaki trousers during any given, routine TSA screening.
"Okay, people, move along. There's nothing to see, here..."