Ahnurd Parmal

[Ahnurd Parmal @HugoBossTweed]

@Apple I live and die by Apple, bro. I'd give my leg for the newest iLeg upgrade. Literally replace my blood with iOS. Give me dual 12 megapixel lenses for eyes, bro. I'll be Apple. Doctors will never go near me.

[Ahnurd Parmal @HugoBossTweed]

Nobody:

Josh's Room:

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I haven't filmed myself micturating on a rug since The Big Lomptofsky

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@theactiveset have y'all put out coronatimes music?

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I'll pick you a bouquet

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No surprise there. the Savage Cheaters won #marbula1 @Savage_Speeders

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@CFried19 Here4U Mr Claws

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Everyone is thinking it, I'm just going to say it

The @SavageSpeeders are using PEDs and should be reported to @Jelles_com and @Jellesmarbles

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@yashar is my Twitter lawyer, I will not tweet anything without his approval

Except for this and all tweets that precede this one + all my following tweets because I don't know the guy 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

RETWEET for your chance to win this work-from-home care package!

• New loungewear
• New reading material
• New random toys
• Gloves
• Toilet paper
• Baseball signed by Chuck Nazty ✍️

[Ahnurd Parmal @HugoBossTweed]

@Dancerholic1 This guy is telling the truth

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@kaitlynmcquin What light through yonder window breaks
I know not of it
I'm home alone with all my books in quarantine
This evil clearly forseen
In the woods
Yes the woods wander nearer

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@MellowMarbles @DC_F1 @MarbleLeague @RealOrangers @RealOrangers with the w tho 🍊

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If you're only watching the Marblyimpics @MarbleLeague now because sports - back my team @RealOrangers

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@MellowMarbles @DC_F1 @MarbleLeague @RealOrangers Wow, my b, love you 💛

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@MellowMarbles @DC_F1 @MarbleLeague @RealOrangers Tell me the last time @MellowMarbles placed in top 10 and maybe I'll agree with you

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Yeah I totally forgot - @MarbulaOne happening right now, check out the most recent track hosted by my #2 team the Green Ducks 🦆

[The Hazers @RealHazers]

@HugoBossTweed @RealOrangers @MarbleLeague Don’t forget to follow the current event on Jelle’s Marble Runs - @MarbulaOne

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The cats cradunk

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When the line for check-in is too long at the airport

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@courtneymelba @BarnsCourtney and @courtneymelba need a Mashup for Barns Courtney Barnett

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@ABC Anyone who has played Plague knows this isn't a big deal