TheCurtainGuy

A pragmatic ambivert, Interiors Specialist, critic, iSellCurtains, hot and cold. Retweets don't mean endorsements.

[TheCurtainGuy @Hugogenius]

Top notch Turkish curtains available in different color shades and textures. Send me a DM to improve your ambience. Pls repost, my customers are on your timeline 🙏

[DANIEL @DanielWhalee]

A yahoo guy cannot disguise to a real corporate lady for long.
In most cases, the lady is aware, she just doesn't care.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Work hard/smart finish, pack the money go give ashewo make e come shake rotten yansh for your yacht.

There are so many financial mistakes you will never see coming from a woman.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I've seen people forgive wickedness because the person is rich.

I've seen people condemn mistakes because the person is poor.

Money edits morality.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

that girl that posted a screenshot of someone in her dms. omo everybody wan take her life 😭
even people wey no get sense normally for this app know say na nonsense she do. not one person supported her 😂😂

can't we be this united against tinubu? abeg nau 😭

[Fulanijnr @jibrilhassaan]

Two government in a country: one collecting tax, the second one collecting ransom.

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

Aremu Olami, a content creator under Cute Abiola, decided to bless someone on the street with $500. He met a man riding an okada and asked him to pull over. Aremu told him he wanted to give him $500.

The man said he needed to call his Alfa first to confirm whether he should collect it. Aremu even told him that if he didn't want dollars, he could help him change it to naira. They called a bureau de change person, who said it was about ₦688,000.

Surprisingly, the Alfa told the bike man not to collect it. 😂 Aremu was like, "Kilode?" The man said nothing was wrong, but if the favour was truly meant for him, he and Aremu would meet again.

Some of you ehn, one day Alfa and pastor will end una life. 😭

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“This is my third day at INEC office and no network.….”

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Person wey no get husband 😂😂😂😂

[Noni Edozie @Hibana122]

“Work hard o!!” And it’s just prostitution

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

APC is campaigning for 2027 elections with 1KG semovita.

You won't believe what state this is -

Exactly, Oyo state.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

E reach time for men to activate divorce glow, women wan set rules and regulations

Na lie😂😂

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

ancestors had a whole festival for her yunno. people measured wealth by her. cannot actually believe the yam slander i'm seeing.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Enjoy your clout, Ronaldinho. No be your fault.

Because I don't know if Ridwan is a farmer - shooting shots at a human lawn rake with 72 teeth.

They can't even ask you to give head because one slurp and the entire cap disappears with shaft covered in blood.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Excessive Borrowing Without Accountability: Further Affirmation of Imprudent Governance.

President Bola Tinubu's administration has engaged in remarkably imprudent borrowing, escalating Nigeria's total debt to approximately N200 trillion. This represents an increase of over N100 trillion within a mere three years, a stark contrast to the roughly N49 trillion accumulated during President Muhammadu Buhari's eight-year tenure, which would have projected to around N80 trillion. As millions of Nigerians grapple with the shock of this unsustainable debt accumulation, the situation is exacerbated by the government's reckless approach to borrowing and a profound absence of accountability and transparency in the utilisation of these funds.

For instance, data from the Federation's Budget Office reveals that the Bola Tinubu government borrowed N11.89 trillion in the first three quarters of 2025 (January to September), exceeding the planned borrowing target of N10.34 trillion by approximately N1.54 trillion. Under a responsible and accountable government, such an overshoot would necessitate rigorous scrutiny and explanation from relevant governmental bodies. Regrettably, this is not the reality under the current administration.

Compounding this issue, only N3.10 trillion of the borrowed funds was allocated to capital expenditure during the same January-September 2025 period. This constitutes a mere 17.66% of the N17.58 trillion earmarked for capital projects, leaving a deficit of roughly N14.48 trillion, or 82.34% of planned capital expenditure unfunded.

The most disturbing aspect of the financial management fiasco under Bola Tinubu is that there is no explanation or information regarding how the balance was utilised or deployed. The question that Nigerians are rightly asking and deserve an answer to is what happened to the balance? Was it deployed for recurrent expenditure/ consumption, for the entertainment of guests to Aso Rock or transferred to the Renewed Hope Agenda 2027 Election Campaign Fund? Nigerians deserve an answer on how our economy and resources are most unpatriotically managed.

A New and Productive Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK!
-PO

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

One APC data girl just delivered herself into the hands of Obidients and they're roasting her like Portharcourt bole. 😂

This girl went and dug out a state document under Peter Obi's tenure in Anambra during 2009.

And she started attacking Obi because in the document there were expenses under "Her Excellency."

According to her if Obi didn't recognize First Lady, how manage did the state record expenses under "Her Excellency."

Well, she didn't know that Obi's deputy during 2009 was a female and was addressed as "Her Excellency."

And Obidients are now sparing no effort in teaching the APC data girl history. 😂

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Football fans may not agree on everything, but we can agree on one thing. It's called FOOTBALL.

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

you don land where dem no use sharia law stabilize country… i wonder how afghanistan no cross your mind.

[Joshua 🐐 @Joshdaboi_0017]

@0moyeh Dem be illiterates dem no sabi anything make dem sha Dey chop Dey sleep ni

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

She will join him soon.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Na atiku house Kenneth dey sleep now?😂