Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁

Proud Canadian 🍁 Multi-disciplined Creative 🍁 Progressive 🍁 Green ± Redish/Orange (Not a Liberal) 🍁 Black Coffee • Red Wine 🍁 Typos are part of my charm.

[El Mar @Therealstephe19]

This little insecure motherfucker has a chief of staff whom the taxpayers of New Brunswick paid 130k for a six-month job that was created by his chief of staff, named Steve Outhouse. If it were anyone else, they would be charged with embezzlement or fraud ...fuck Steve Outhouse and fuck Jeff Ballingall. Both fucking uneducated losers who only know how to grift the system.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

Stellantis is analogous to shit hole company.

[Mélanie Joly @melaniejoly]

Here is my statement following my meeting with Stellantis:

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

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[Idiotocracy® @theidiotocracy]

🇨🇦 ONE OF THE WORLD’S MOST BELOVED DOGS HAS A CANADIAN SECRET. 🐾

For 31 consecutive years, the Labrador Retriever was America’s most popular registered dog breed.

Loyal. Intelligent. Friendly. Ridiculously lovable.

And Canadian.

That’s right.

The Labrador Retriever traces its origins to Newfoundland, where its ancestors worked alongside fishermen, retrieving nets and helping haul in catches.

But here’s the beautiful part.

THE LABRADOR RETRIEVER ISN’T EVEN FROM LABRADOR.

It’s from Newfoundland.

The modern breed was later developed in Britain, but its roots are unmistakably Canadian.

We gave the world one of its most beloved dogs.

Then apparently confused everyone about where it came from.

YOU’RE WELCOME, WORLD. 🇨🇦🐕

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@JeffreyLuscombe A group of Cybertucks is called an INCEL.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@PeggieMellor @jbeggs252 @Lanampayne is an absolute idiot.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@Maxio28 @MizJfromtheDot @mrabson @althiaraj Yep. Raj is nothing more than an RW propagandist and gossip columnist. She has ZERO credibility.

Not to mention, when she's on TV, her giggly valley-girl uptalk way of speaking shows how immature she is.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

Why does @mrabson of the Canadian Press think the Brampton Stellantis plant is fully operational today? Is she so stupid as not to know that it was shut down for retooling in December 2023? It seems so.

Holy fuck, the Canadian media is beyond pathetic.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@jbeggs252 Not to mention the obnoxious, dumb-ass Unifor mouthpiece @Lanampayne was going on and on during a presser that the sale is done and can't be reversed.

This bitch has a high education, a huge mouth, and now thinks she's an expert in corporate real estate and international trade.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@MizJfromtheDot @Maxio28 @mrabson Or block people who call out their bullshit and obvious biases. This includes you, @althiaraj

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@KungFuPandaEnth @OpinionatedCan1 Fuck off, you extremely stupid American BOT.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@RGBAtlantica @sarobertson_ Stick Leg Pete. What a loser.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@KellyCh80459892 @sarobertson_ He's a complete moron.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@gtlem @Red_Toryism Smart thinking.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

Looks like laying off 1000s of employees in lieu of AI bots may not have been the best decision for MicroCrap.

Is this the beginning of the end of the world as we know it?

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Microsoft says attempts to fix global outage not going "as expected" - follow live https://t.co/JekCrly4Za

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@OrbitStudios Maybe the servers need new batteries? Probably take D-sized Energizers. 🤣🤣

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@Maxio28 @mrabson @mrabson is an absolute IDIOT, and totally RW-biased pseudo-journo. She might as well wear a MapleMAGA hat and an "I Love Conservatives" button when on TV.

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@Sue484474 @RepThomasMassie Johnson and Poilievre are brothers separated at birth. What an idiot.

[Dean Rohrer 🇨🇦🇬🇱 🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇦🇪🇺🐘😷 @wdrohrer]

They just laid off 60,000 engineers in favour of AI and now they need the humans to fix the problems. 🙄

[Paul D. Heaslip 🇨🇦 🍁 @HugoMonster96]

@MichaelCooperMP Oh, FUCK OFF already, Creepy Cooper, you miserable, LYING IDIOT!