huGOL🫡

por desgracia soy fisico😔

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

España cuando vio que los rivales eran musulmanes:

[Tage @Tagelca]

Y en España os llamamos moros de mierda

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Se viene la nueva edición de warhammer 40k y sacaron trailer explicando el lore para todos los no gordos que nos leen aca y entienden menos que los tweets de gran hermano

[Sanguinis itinera @SanguinisI]

The Ruinous Powers

[autist @litteralyme0]

my life summarized

[𝙊𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙠 @oprktr]

>[ g o o d m o r n i n g b u d s ]

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Dating a league of legends player means your arguments have a Meta

she knows your cooldowns. she knows when you're tilted.

she knows exactly when to engage and when to back off.

you're not in a relationship you're in a top lane matchup

and she has studied it

you throw out a "you always do this" that's your Q. predictable. easy to dodge.

she sidesteps it and fires back with "remember when YOU did this 2 weeks ago" that's a point and click ability. no counterplay.

you try to disengage. walk to the other room. cool down. but she follows. she's not letting you reset.

she's freezing the wave outside tower forcing you to come back out and take a bad trade.

you think you won the argument? no. she gave you a cs lead so you'd feel confident. she's scaling for late game.

that silent treatment is her farming up for a massive all in at dinner tonight.

the worst part? she's got your match history memorized. every argument you've ever lost.

every dumb thing you've ever said. she's got a mental VOD library and she WILL pull up the replay mid fight.

"you told me you'd spend more time with me. that was march. what happened?"

MARCH? brother she's reviewing VODs from 4 patches ago to win this trade

you're not dating a girl you're laning against a one trick who has 2000 games in this matchup and knows every single one of your patterns

and you will not win. you will go even at best.

and we all know going even means you lost.

Study the Saskio & Eliza way

[Cursed JoJo @jjba_cursed]

#KillNetflix

[𝕽𝖆𝖞𝖆𝖉𝖔 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖊 @ChampagneRYD]

Cuando te están felicitando por tus logros pero la persona por la que lo hiciste ya no está aquí para verlo

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

“los hombres solo quieren sexo y dinero”

el sueño del hombre promedio:

[𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐒 🇪🇸 @Diegocalle_15]

Los hombres en cuanto escuchamos “nunca me habían tratado así”

[Rooster @TheRooster]

- gaming 5 hours
- gym 0 hours
- eating shit
- in bed at 2 am
- no girlfriend
- broke asf
- living the dream https://t.co/GUGYO881zM

[stats.cc @statsdotcc]

gets me every time too 🥀

[1v9.GG @1v9GG_]

never forgetting what they took away from us 🥺

[huGOL🫡 @Hugoolex]

@Focus_entmt #SpaceMarine2

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

How to make a grown man cry 💔