Luke Hoover

Chicago and beyond ✈️

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@refilllandwater @RepThomasMassie @SecWar Nah but I feel bad for anyone who has to converse with your typing and communication skills regularly 😂

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@adammocklerr I’m just befuddled by the David Koresh in a MAGA hat profile pic. Birds of a feather I suppose.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@therealKripke @TheBoysTV Historically, every person who has to vocally say “I’m not upset” has always proven themselves to not be upset 😂😂

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

Every time I see Kevin O’Leary say out of touch shit, I feel compelled to make sure everyone knows he never knew struggle and his mom paid his way.

[dank @cptdankkk]

Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees

"Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents"

"You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you"

"Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money"

"Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@KatMcKinley Stop rage baiting. You know what he meant.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

Hey @mooreholmes24 just checking in here. How do Keir Starmer’s boots taste?

[Moore Holmes @mooreholmes24]

Kneecap are finished.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@DanFiorella @Konstoyouralas1 @Acyn Tell me you didn’t get the joke without telling me you didn’t get the joke ^^^

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@Konstoyouralas1 @Acyn Nancy Pelosi buys stocks like millions of Americans do every day.

The MAGA crew loses their minds only because it’s her.

Obvious double standard.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@krassenstein Next thing you know you’ll buy a condo in Trump Tower in Chicago and claim you needed it for the safety measures it provides.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

Literally could have purchased any other electric car, many of which are less expensive, yet goes on to support the company of the world’s biggest egomaniac and Trump’s bff. The height of virtue signaling. The left doesn’t claim you.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck.

With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

“What I think a woman would say to me if a woman ever spoke to me.”

[Ben Bankas @BenBankas]

Triggered girl at comedy show…

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@KaiLaigo And I’m sure they look like garbage.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

Imagine trying to boost your broadcasting career off clickbait and misconduct.

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

I’m assuming George Pickens will be a Baltimore Raven within 24 hours…

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

Why does he sound like @Shanemgillis

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Damn. Hulk Hogan was actually pretty racist.

I used to not like the guy.

Now he’s my fu#%ing hero.

Life comes at you fast.

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

After the I Love Boosters screening at Weslyan, I revealed my powers of levitation.

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

@anishmoonka Did you write this with AI?

[Luke Hoover @huke_loover]

Eric Mangini’s head coaching record: 33-48, including 0-1 in the playoffs.

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

Former NFL coach Eric Mangini on Lamar Jackson being at Day 1 of the Ravens offseason program

“I don’t like it. I really don’t like it. What was wrong with the last X amount of years…It’s a little bit problematic when you haven’t been there in the past”

[Máirtín Ó Cathail @TheGeneral1890]

Oh you love Ireland and St. Patrick’s day?

What was your favourite act carried out by the Provisional IRA between 1969 - 1997?