Hulk Cat

I enjoy twittering (pretty sure that's the word) and making wry observations about the world around me. Go local sports team!

[Hulk Cat @HulksCat]

If you putz me name as 'Hulks Cat' or 'Hulk Scat' eez really diffrnt meanings

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#IfAnimalsMadeLaws what doez you mean 'if'?

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There are vending machines in Japan that sell umbrellas, used women's underwear, and floral arrangements.

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@UberFacts slow learners I guess

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Three hundred retweets #ThePerfectDayIn3Words

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I wish it would keep raining. I'm running out of excuses to not mow the lawn.

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Renting a house next door to Mitt Romney #HorribleSummerVacations

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Anywhere in Iowa #HorribleSummerVacations

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Public Relations intern for Bill Cosby #HorribleSummerVacations

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I'm gonna beat you like one of my 12 kids #RomneyTrashTalk

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I'm gonna deny you like global warming #RomneyTrashTalk

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Let me introduce you to my friends Phil and Buster #RomneyTrashTalk

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Now that Raven Symone has spoken out against using Harriet Tubman for the new $20 bill I Want to know what Miley thinks about immigration

[Star Wars @starwars]

Happy birthday George Lucas! Thank you, for everything. #ThankTheMaker

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Raven Symone doesn't want us to use Harriet Tubman on our currency? I'm SO sick of her influencing the Federal Reserve System.

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#ISwipedLeftBecause she had a better mustache