Dean Rivers

I write things that some people enjoy 🖖
Interactive fiction writer
she/they

[Episode @Episode]

Romance. Scandal. Luxury. The Royce name conjures all. When you sleep with the spare heir, your heart isn't the only thing in danger. Now everyone wants to know your name!

The Spare from Dean Rivers!

#episodeinteractive #letsplayepisode

[Dean Rivers @HumanBeanwrites]

Obligatory follow me on threads post:

Follow me on Threads 👀
https://t.co/UtH3CESdFP

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The vultures are circling and babygirl WE are IN the CORPSE

[Dean Rivers @HumanBeanwrites]

Do I really have to learn to like Tumblr, again? 🥲

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Do you know why the disease (cancer) and the star sign (cancer) share a name?

Neither does anyone else!

Hippocrates named cancer after crabs but he never said why, setting humanity up for thousands of years of debate about what the fuck he was thinking.

[C’EST LA VEE 👁️👄👁️ @OohWee_itsVee]

This makes me laugh every time 🤣

[the brotherhood of evil lesbians @obiwormkenobi]

wow this blew up. stan julian bashir.

[Zoé @ztsamudzi]

I really feel like we shouldn’t use people’s tweet writing voices as the foil against which their fiction or non-fiction book is evaluated? In what universe is 280 char. bursts comparable to the language and pacing of an entire novel?

[Dean Rivers @HumanBeanwrites]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Syn-Cypher @SynCypher]

The Awlers Webcomic Update!

https://t.co/JDI4eeEhSp

#TheAwlers #Webcomic #Update

[Dean Rivers @HumanBeanwrites]

Gaia online forever! 😭🔥

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Altblackgals]

What was your favorite online virtual world?

[🔞Rifa 🔪 腐男子 🔗 Your Gov. Assigned Omega @RifaTrope]

One problem of ai-generated content is that it's worthless without consumers. Endless content won't attract endless consumers.

People who want art and stories aren't looking for *anything*, they are looking for something they will enjoy. Not endless nothing.

[K M Hasling @kristaINK]

I feel like I’m screaming into a void. I hate promoting my works. I mean, if I’m annoyed by other people promoting their work, others must feel the same about mine. We love our own projects, we think they are brilliant and better than others. We’re all screaming into the void.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

in hindsight the plot of The Great Gatsby makes infinitely more sense when you remember that the author and all of the characters have been driven to the brink of stark-raving, shoelace-eating madness by three years of a global flu pandemic

[RedMufflerMan | Gordon Williams @RedMufflerMan]

Once upon a time there was a program called Skype

Skype was too big to fail everyone used it!

One day, Skype bloated itself with garbage to the point that everyone hated it, and left to go hang out with their friend Discord.

Once upon a time there was a program called Discord.

[Dean Rivers @HumanBeanwrites]

@RifaTrope I'm annoyed for you too!😩

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

god damn, dude, I forgot how right Terry was about everything.

[Kimberly D. Meier @KimberlyDMeier1]

Please help me raise money for #childhoodcancer research with @StBaldricks. I'd like to reach 30% of my goal by the end of the day. That's only $57 more. You can donate now at https://t.co/YPb8VWA3ZP

[biruktiwrites on bluesky @BiruktiWrites]

god this made my heart ache