jamthegrinch

Free-falling

[jamthegrinch @humanPENsmith]

If you’re bored or something and just want to listen to my demos, hit the link below 🤗

https://t.co/CI8NPMiT9x

[BoiledBrocoly @BoiledBrocoly]

@DetectiveSpade_ Apparently, 25 years later, there is still a need to explain to people how the website works...

[Ayoooooo @blvcksnow_]

Oml , that doesn’t slide if Bruno fernandes was Algeria captain.

[dára sobaloju @darasoba]

Media is one of the great evils of the world.

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

Tbh it’s not.

[nifemi @iamnifemiii]

Finished watching Beef season 1 last week, straight up 10/10, started season 2 yesterday and it's not Beefing like I thought it would 🫠

[Rivon @UTDRivon]

If Manchester United employ my mama, she go price Elliot Anderson from £120M to £40M

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The Premier League assists record belongs to Bruno Fernandes 👏

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LCFC

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[flex @lowkflex]

see the doubt in his jumps 😭

[Lady Donli @LadyDonli]

My organisation is running a 2 week intensive programme for women interested in live sound engineering (free of charge)! If this sounds like you, respond to this and I’ll send you a pre assessment form !

[CARTE BLANCHE @pabl0theEngine]

lol if you give a roadside akara seller 22k early in the morning before she starts to setup, she's going back home.

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

[Tripp @_trip99]

🚨🎙️Roy Keane SLAMS the Liverpool board on recent decision 😳

🗣️“Liverpool’s board are sleepwalking into a disaster. Xabi Alonso is sitting there, a former Liverpool player, one of the brightest managers in Europe, and instead of going all out for him, they’re letting Chelsea hold talks while they cling onto Arne Slot like finishing second or third is some kind of achievement.

This is Liverpool Football Club, not a charity project for managers who ‘need more time.’ Slot’s had months to stamp authority on this team and what have we seen? Inconsistency, weak mentality in big moments, and a side that looks miles away from the standards Klopp left behind.

If Chelsea end up getting Alonso while Liverpool keep pretending everything’s fine, the board deserve every bit of criticism coming their way. Because years from now fans won’t remember the excuses, they’ll remember that Liverpool had the perfect manager available and were too weak to act.”

[OsomheAleogho @osomhealeogho]

Please retweet this when it gets to your timeline

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I borrowed an umbrella from my Airbnb host in Kyoto. I forgot to return it when I checked out, and realized when I was already on the train to Osaka.

I felt terrible. It was a nice umbrella, not a cheap one. I messaged the host apologizing.

She responded: "No problem! Enjoy the umbrella. It's yours now."

I said I'd mail it back. She said "please don't. Postage costs more than an umbrella. Just use it and think of Kyoto when it rains."

I insisted I wanted to return it. She said "okay, but I have a different idea. Next time you see someone who needs an umbrella and doesn't have one, give them this umbrella. Tell them to do the same when they are finished with it. Maybe an umbrella travels all around Japan helping people."

That idea was so beautiful I agreed.

Two weeks later I was in Hiroshima and it started pouring. A woman with a baby was standing under an awning looking stressed. No umbrella, the baby was crying.

I walked over and gave her the umbrella. Told her the story in broken Japanese. She understood enough.

She tried to refuse but I insisted. Told her "when you're done with it, give it to someone else who needs it."

She nodded, said thank you about ten times, and hurried off with her baby.

I got soaked walking back to my hotel but felt good about it.

Sometimes I wonder where that umbrella is now. Hope it's still traveling, still helping people.

[Eddie💯 @eddy_official_9]

If you’re a foreign citizen watching this
You heard right my country makes cement refined and produced here more expensive for citizens abc cheaper for export
You’re asking isn’t it meant to be the other way around
Naa this is Nigeria lol

[gst @wearegst]

Wike is taking Jabi Lake Park away from the people of Abuja, treating public land like personal property while residents lose one of the few open spaces they have left.

[gst @wearegst]

Despite producing double the cement Nigeria needs, three companies control the market and have hiked prices to 15,000 naira per bag, making home ownership an impossible dream for you.