Spicy Hummus

best with pita chips!

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@TaraBull808 Haircut is as Fu@ked up as that watch!

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@WallStreetApes Looks like he’s ordered a few home deliveries from local restaurants.

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@TheKevinDalton Ooooooooh
A misdemeanor.
I’m scared. 😱

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@WallStreetApes I guess it’s time to move to another city/state. 🤔

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@rabbit_stew_ Beautiful

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@WallStreetApes That’s why they call these “Bac’n Bits”.
Not BACON Bits.
Yea. Have always known these are just chemical chips. Buy the Hormel Real Bacon Bits if you want Bacon

[jonathanhatami @jonathanhatami]

In CA:

We have the most expensive gas

We have the highest taxes

We can’t get affordable homeowners insurance or sometimes any insurance at all.

We have the most expensive utilities

We had three of the most radical DA’s in Boudin, Gascón and Price

We have an out of control state assembly and senate that prioritizes violent criminals over the rest of us

We shut down schools for almost 2 years

We have major crime issues

We have the highest unemployment fraud in the country

Medi-cal is out of money.

We are missing billions of taxpayer dollars that were supposed to help the homeless.

We refuse to protect students in our own colleges

We also refuse to fund Prop 36 even though 70% of us supported it.

Almost every CA politician supported defunding the police and are now lying about that.

But …

Newsom is rolling out the state-funded high heat map????

Can we just start voting for some normal people. Just normal, reasonable people.

[Spicy Hummus @HummusBad]

@houmanhemmati @TheBabylonBee @CAgovernor @GavinNewsom Let me guess. He has a family member who owns the company that developed this amazing app. (That will pull weather data - FROM ALREADY EXISTING WEATHER APPS)

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@TheKevinDalton Living the Dream

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@nbcbayarea Well … yes, thanks to the doctors.
But an even Bigger Thanks to the DONOR!

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@mercnews No I don’t want to know what’s new.
Trans (men to women) athletes should not compete against girls/women.

Why haven’t you asked the question:
If it’s not an issue of fairness … then - Why are there no trans (women to men) athletes competing in men’s sports?

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@scottbudman @nbcbayarea It gonna load tictoctoe on my phone. Sorry.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

HOLY CR*P 🚨 California just legalized ILLEGALS OVERSEEING THEIR ELECTION

CA State Rep Carl DeMaio “Democrats just passed AB 930 to allow illegal immigrants to COUNT BALLOTS in our elections — This bill allows illegal immigrants to SERVE ON RECOUNT BOARDS and allow ballots to arrive 7 days after Election Day”

“And will require counting of ballots received SEVEN days after the election”

“I think most Californians would wonder how it can be a modern election if non citizens are serving on an election board overseeing the election — That's not an insult, that's common sense”

“Most 3rd world countries have something called an election day, not an election month. We're actually on track to having an election quarter here in California because our elections actually start 30 days prior to election day through mail in ballots. So a month out people can vote and then of course they are able to count ballots for 30 days after an election. That's a 60 day period. What this bill does is it would allow ballots to be returned up to 7 days after election day.”

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@ABC7 Question:
Why aren’t there any trans athletes in Men’s sports? Women that transitioned to men. 🤔

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@BleacherReport Oh. But she white. We don’t like her. Getting too much attention.

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@TheKevinDalton C’mon now. Cut him some slack. Lots of 13 year olds wear their shoes like that.

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@thedailybeast Shut up. Another one who acts like it’s a crime to depict white people with white friends.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

“It’s bloated with homeless spending, a bottomless pit boondoggle that doubles down on failure year after year. And frankly, at this point it’s embarrassing.” - Traci Park, going full scorched earth on the Los Angeles city council budget & the state of LA

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@stats_feed What an amazing statistic.
I should subscribe 🤔 to make sure I don’t miss out on any more amazing statistics.