Mr. Johnson

Alpha intellect in a beta world. Patriot. No time for dullards.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@sharkeysharks @greg16676935420 American football is the real deal.

Not “soccer” where a bunch of fags run around kicking a ball like fairies. 🧚

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@CoryBooker And you should follow his lead.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@StephenKing Maybe, but it sure sounds like you are excusing inexcusable behavior.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@SenatorWarnock Blow it out your ass.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@GovTimWalz Because those aren’t American children, despite the fact they are in Minnesota.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@NWSSPC Look, it's the dildo of consequence arriving right on time.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@Deus_vult_USA @libsoftiktok I don't want her spittin' in my onion rings

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@CAgovernor Spoken like a man with something to hide.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@TrueFactsStated While you twiddle your boyfriends sack, probably.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@greg16676935420 Trappist Ale bro.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@3YearLetterman Trappist ale bro.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@Gardendelightfu Get with the program, dumpling.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@EvanHafer Well, that’s badass 🇺🇸👍

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@alexplitsas A group of gentlemen who politely gave their seat to the lady.

Fix it for you, shitlord.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@MikeORourkenews I suppose next you’ll attempt to convince us that you yourself once had a tough job?

Sit this one out, dumpling.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@NYCMayor Well well well. It was another goat fucker, wasn’t it?

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@Number10cat @Reuters I see a group of polite gentlemen who let a lady have a seat, while they stand

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@JeremiahDJohns I’m neither liberal nor conservative, but goddamn if I’m going to be uncomfortable in the heat.

For that reason, anyone who requests otherwise can hum my Johnson.

[Mr. Johnson @HummyJohnson]

@JoeBiden @DrBiden This is the most AI thing I’ve read this week.

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@alfranken Spoken like a true FAGGOT.