Humphrey Murimi

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[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

Let it be known to you o Father of corruption.
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@Kenyans These influencers ni kama wamepatiwa cheque Yao. They have suddenly started behaving in a very interesting way. Look at Mwakideo and now YY. These guys are eating nicely😋

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@Kenyans Seems Jalang'o has convinced you into joining the 'tutam' bandwagon.

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@Kenyans Why can't they paint with KenHA colours like the rest of the roads in the country?

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@Kibet_bull Halafu wakapaka rangi za UDA

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Co-op Bank shares have reached a new all-time high, trading at Sh34.75 per share for the first time in the bank’s history.

This has pushed its market valuation to Sh202 billion, setting a new record for the bank.

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@OleItumbi And this is the Hustler Nation Intelligence Beaureu😂😂

[jacob juma @kabetes]

If you want to know where corruption exists in gov't, just check what William Ruto defends. Remember when he said 'laymen' on Eurobond!!

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@PrairieBuilders Dormitory doors should be made from wood not steel. Incase of any emergency, breaking an wooden door is easier than a steel door

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that many people, especially sexually active ones, don’t know anything at all about HPV.

HPV is literally the most common STI globally, causing 6 different cancers and 690,000 cancer cases a year. Why have most people not even heard of it?

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

High end wrist-watch lover, Kipchumba Murkomen has acquired a new one: a Hublot Classic Fusion Black Ceramic + Rose Gold Bezel combination (https://t.co/YjkRtuEcBR.1780.RX)— which trades around $10,288 (Sh1.3M) only!
🫆”Wanjiku” can struggle with fuel prices #RejectFuelPrices

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@IkeOjuku Ruto should be careful with and around Mbandi. If he can betray Baba, a man who built him for all these years then he is a man who cannot be trusted. Mbandi is a dangerous man.

[Humphrey Murimi @HumphreyJohn14]

@paulinenjoroge Mbadi knows the President lied to get some applause from the excited crowd, but doesn't want to call his Boss a lier. Instead he uses English to define who a lier is.

[GRAVE @Graveyard_KE]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just Retweet #RutoMustGo

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

If Kang’ata, who has been using crutches recently, has the energy to run away from UDA, who are you?

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

BREAKING: X users in Kenya are reporting that they can’t repost posts, this comes hours before the planned protests on Tuesday to reject the high fuel prices.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Cleophas Malala: Saa hii kijana akichora cartoon (silhouette) ambayo iko na kichwa sharp anakuwa abducted. Sijui nani huyu hudhani kichwa yoyote sharp mtandaoni ni yake.

#MduaraNTV @nicholaswambua_

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Safaricom has officially merged the M-PESA App and MySafaricom App into one platform called My OneApp.

Users can now make payments, manage accounts, and access services in one place

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak warned viewers on Israel's Channel 13 that the war on Iran may be sliding into a prolonged phase of stagnation. He says wars often begin with striking gains before drifting into attrition, weaker negotiations or defeat.