Skooma Cat (Shame)

Drinks too much.
Director of the Based Department.
I mean every word I say :)

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

As expected, a good majority of people are apathetic to the weak grooming allegations towards a cherished internet celeb. Can we leave these people alone for once?

I just want definitive proof of "yes he did it" or "no they're chasing their own tails." Otherwise, shut up.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Give me an hour with a football team, they're all coming out gay and mpreg!

[Archie @archieperson18]

You know I always preferred Seth and Aqua's moveset over Peppino's

(Song: @0marUTG)

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

I loov yor faet coke een me bus bus, yaes ser!

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Mmm yet fill my mouth with smen!

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Ah yes, let's spiral into thinking shipping fictional characters is the worst thing ever now. You do realize you're getting mad at essentially two action figures being bumped into each other, right?

How about you sit on silicone instead of plastic for once? Better for your butt.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Me when a caprine animal puts on a pair of glasses: "Goat see!"

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Sure, I'd pay $0.04 to see a butthole. What of it?

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

You look like a feminist.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Non-binary people when they are very much presenting their biological gender and you refer to them as that gender because the entire concept in it of itself is hard to read physically and those people will get butthurt no matter what you say to get a clue as to their pronous: 😡

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

If your bitch doesn't look like an ancient fertility statue, she ain't worth it, brother.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

I prefer fat bitches over bimbos.
Gimme one with some squish, not one with more plastic implants than my balls and a waist so small they need spinal surgery every 3 years.

[CommodoreBlog @CommodoreBlog]

When angels deserve to die..

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Am I your dommy mommy or are you my dommy mommy?
The choice is yours.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

What do you mean, "succeed?"
I swallow.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Please don't act like a fuckwit and ignore sarcasm, too.
I can say "I hate that" or "it's okay to have the wrong opinion" and neither apply.
Listen to the tone of my voice. It's a pretty big giveaway.
LEARN TO FUCKING HAVE CONVERSATIONS, PLEASE!

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Hate that I feel like I need to clarify this, but your opinions are usually valid. Unless they're born of pure spite, there's reason for them.
You can have different tastes than me AND THAT'S FINE.
Just because we disagree doesn't mean I hate you and want you to shut up about it.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

I had McDonald's breakfast today.
My stoommy hurp.
Send tweet.

[Skooma Cat (Shame) @HumphriJo]

Grok, put lice on the screen.