Daniel Humphreys

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

My brother has taken 9 wickets in two games and with it Ireland have qualified for U19 Cricket World Cup in January. Meanwhile, I am pondering from the sofa whether I can be bothered to go to the car for the end of a lucozade sport I bought yesterday.

[Cricket Ireland @cricketireland]

A massive congratulations to Matthew Humphreys finishing with figures 5-25 from his 10 overs. 👏🏽☘️

Follow the game:

➡️ Scorecard: https://t.co/zPXD0ct4LO

@ClearSpeaks | #BackingGreen ☘️🏏

📸 credit @icc_europe

[Peter Lockhart @dplockhart]

Alternative Ulster Rugby Awards | Fan Favourites, Best Business & Young ... https://t.co/g4bsaFhGPp @RavenhillRoar @steeno10 @Humphy87 @Waterfront_Hall

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Montpellier barely had to work for any of that. We can only hope they’re this bad in the second.

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

@nathanrjohns Does that not mean 3 large bottles of water?

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Water is not available on tap so I’ve had to pay €13 for 3 bottles

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Live report from inside the theatre of dreams.

[Risteárd Cooper @RisteardCooper]

Alastair Donaldson with a message for the Ulster squad.
#standupfortheulstermen

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

The Fiat worse than death has made it, against all odds. We’ll see you out there.

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Morning from the sleepy French town of Arcachon.

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Purgatory.

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

The long voyage to Bilbao starts now. Four men, a camper van and a dream. For now we begin where all great European voyages do, the Gatwick Wetherspoons.

On the flag front we have managed to pick two players who are out due to injury. A strong start.

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Inside now, we appear to be in some man’s shed.

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Still outside the airport terminal. Ques que fecking c'est ?

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Landed in Bordeaux, got off the plane and made excellent time. Before being asked to stand outside the airport terminal as we got off the plane. We have now stood here for 20 minutes. I blame Jalibert and the rest of them.

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

@gaultstats I can imagine it now, might turn the TV off and let Jim just paint me a word picture

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Why are Ulster playing Leinster on a Friday night and it's not on the BBC Sport NI with Jim Neilly on the comms? I want Magnus League sponsorships. I want Darren Cave at outside centre. I want there to be talk of Gordon Darcy's on the bench, he's back from a shoulder injury...

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

@ShameCassidy Your prayers shall be answered @ShameCassidy 🙏

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

@BBCSPORTNI
if you could get this sorted that would be great thank you

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

Is that too much to ask? Can I just get BBC Sport NI back, please, with Jim Neilly in the commentary box alongside Tony McWhirter and potentially an injured Andrew Trimble has also joined them. Is that too much to ask?

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

and we're looking forward to his potential clash with Paddy Wallace. Is that too much to ask? Can I get collared jerseys with Bank of Ireland and Bank of Scotland? Can I get talk of Simon Danielli having been in stellar form after his brace last week against Aironi?

[Daniel Humphreys @Humphy87]

I see RTÉ have done a promo for England vs Ireland tomorrow.

It doesn’t get better than this though.