Stu Price...Hangover

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! I look like a hillbilly! *This is a parody account*

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I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom, vroom motherfucker.

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Instagram has video, the Heat won the championship.. And Kim and Kanye named their baby North....North West...What a week.

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Kim and Kanye named their child North West... that kid's life is already going south.

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Make fun of Kim Kardashian’s name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top.And slightly to the left.

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Boyfriend and girlfriend showering together. Girlfriend: "Babe, I want you to do bad things to me" Boyfriend: *puts shampoo in her eyes*

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Friend: "She's hot."Me: "Yeah, I'd respect the shit out if her. Then introduce her to my family so hard."

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Kim & Kanye naming their daughter North West is like Alicia Keys naming her child Car... Car Keys.

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They should play "Let the bodies hit the floor" on Life Alert commercials.

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I will never be happy unless Apple replaces Siri's voice with Morgan Freeman's.

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What if every time you yawn, a ghost puts his penis in your mouth?

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Cheating isn't an accident. Falling down is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

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Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed' not 'dorito raped'.

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Whoever said "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" obviously never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza.

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Walmart: because going to target requires a shower.

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Twitter is perfect for when you just get out of the shower and sit on your bed naked and read tweets cause you're too lazy to get dressed.

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Oh, you're a lesbian? You're not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense.

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BREAKING NEWS: No one gives a fuck, so stop begging for attention, fishing for compliments, and acting like a whore.

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I hate being tickled. I do not think it is cute, I do not find it funny, and I will kick you in the fucking face by accident on purpose.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell.

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10-year-old girls are crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10, I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.