Ellyn Broderick

she/her | I always keep my banana suit in my car because you never know.

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

Me to me

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Scram!
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[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

@tjbellxu HAHAHA

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

Emailing my therapist but making sure I don’t use too many exclamation points so she knows I am sad and I do need therapy.

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

You really learn who you are when you’re in an airport

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

Me: you sent me on a wild goose chase!!
My boyfriend: you would LOVE a wild goose chase

(I would)

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

I’m one minor inconvenience away from getting bangs.

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

Me to me every time I open a piece of candy: “oh this opened so easily I am MEANT to have it!”

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

This March on The Young and the Restless

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

Football coaches papers always looking like their teacher said “you can bring one index card with information on it to the test”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

tall people don’t realize that short people don’t FEEL short. we feel tall. until one of you gargantuan freaks stands next to us

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

My sister out here giving us the FACTS. EYEBALLS ARE JELLY

[Anna Broderick @annabroderick13]

just googled what eyeballs are made of and it said water, protein, snd JELLY?! not jelly!! I liked the idea of bouncy ball type things better than a ball of water jelly and protein. honestly idk which is worse

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

What is it about my twisted little mind that is DELIGHTED when my massage therapist confirms that my back/neck/shoulders are TRASHED??? I LOVE VALIDATION OKAY

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

Also I hate how much I love and hate Wordle

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

High on that Wordle superiority complex ikyk

[Anna Broderick @annabroderick13]

just found out the lyrics are “do u believe in LIFE after love”… this whole time I been singing “do u believe in love after love”, tbh I feel like my version makes more sense, no disrespect to cher tho

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

If we can’t have universal health care can we at least make it like a Verizon family plan?

[E.R. Fightmaster @GenderlessGapAd]

Woke up an hour ago and have already watched 14 hours of Zendaya and Tom Holland doing press together.

[Ellyn Broderick @HungryLilLady]

The 10% off ain’t worth it if I’m gonna get an email from this company everyday!! Just let me buy this duck planter and live in peace.