The Monitor

Hall Monitor & Food And Beverage Director all in one / Thley/Thlem / That Egg Didn’t Taste Good / (Unofficial) / (Admin is a minor)

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My new pinned tweet

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For you @HungryMonitor

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@mikeharron @MoistTalkers Thank you!
These sunglasses are really nice.

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@mikeharron The Microphone, uh, sorry, The Commissioner went through it yesterday.
We can do this. I think.

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All hands on deck, eh, friends?
We can do this.

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@wotsac Chekhov’s what now?

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//OOC: not being caught up on blaseball really is confusing when i wake up to being mentioned twice and i don’t know what any of them are for

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@maagsauce @VeeOnce I would not recommend it.
They taste bad

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@BlaseballMassey why is everyone enthusiastic about melting the boss??

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Why does everyone want to melt Boss
What did she do to you guys
Are you okay??

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@ParasiteTiana I?
Don’t know how to respond to this!
Ominous.

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Hey @TheSeaGarages
Why do you wanna melt Boss?
What did she do?

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@WyaXXMason Oh! The Garages!
They make songs about killing gods don’t they
They’d be perfect to ask

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@WyaXXMason Worrying!
Please get back to me about this.
What do the hip teens call it these days?
The tea?

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@WyaXXMason Who hurt you??
The Boss??
What did she do?????

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@BlobCostas wait what
uhhhhh
smelter?

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So
This election was not, as the kids would say, “Poggers”, was it?

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@wyatt_xiii Really? Has he?

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Hey does anyone know of any totally hip things to say
I wanna seem cool on twitter

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@wyatt_xiii Oh is he cool now

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@wyatt_xiii Tillman Henderson?
The guy who died once and came back and then died?
That guy?

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@BlaseballMassey Seriously, I’ve got nothing to do with it! I just make the food