𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧!

[fan acc.] “Mind says no. Muscles say yes!”
[PFP Sauce:

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

"𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲! 𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐫!"
[#DSRP #DontStarveRP #DSTRP #MVRP]
[Serious/crack]
[No lewd. Wolfgang will crush tiny man.]
[Reply and Wolfgang will use your knees to make fucking honey ham.]
"Science not so strong after all."

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

He's snoring away with an empty stew pot next to him.
Seems he had a feast and fell asleep.

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

[...On that note, I've found some good 'Nona images.
Perhaps I'll keep those for a later date.
https://t.co/DpFTT1Ter1]

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

[im just looking at random dst shit on tumblr, cause there's a lotta good shit there and

okay, mood whiplash.
https://t.co/GOiQxxMvJ7]

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

@R0b0tic78 "Hah! Teeny robot is flimsy! You need gears to be big and strong!
Wolfgang can snap you like twig!"
Cue flex to show off.
...Course he's on a time limit when he's mighty, they aren't. Unless you count death.

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

He just kicks down a thulecite wall
(bit of a waste, but it sends it's message.)
"WOLFGANG HAS BROKEN PUNY BREAK."

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

Bullying?
on wolfgang's timeline?
more likely than you think.
...
also likely he's gonna be fuckin nonexistant again after this tweet but shut-

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

I guess my fixation for lisa or whatever kinda
died.
Friendship ended with LISA THE PAINFUL RPG. Now Don't Starve Together is my friend.]

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

[twitter didn't give me the notif for this.
Thanks.
But uh
i ran out of muse for brad a looong time ago.
I appreciate the compliment, but
he was inactive for like months, got revived for an event, and then went back to being inactive.

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

"TEENY SCARY BUGS CANNOT STOP MIGHTY WOLFGANG."
He has
crushed an entire fucking spider nest.
With an axe.

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

...?

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

[FOR THOSE IN THE GODDAMN BACK]
[REPLY AND I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE, SHOVE YOUR CORPSE IN A CROCKPOT, AND USE YOUR GODDAMN SKELETON TO MAKE AN EYEBRELLA.]
[DON'T.
FUCKING.
REPLY.]

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

"𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲! 𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐫!"
[#DSRP #DontStarveRP #DSTRP #MVRP]
[Serious/crack]
[No lewd. Wolfgang will crush tiny man.]
[Reply and Wolfgang will use your knees to make fucking honey ham.]
"Science not so strong after all."

[𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒈, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧! @HungryStrongman]

[i haven't even made the fucking pinned and i'm already being assaulted]