Hunter Austin

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

Two Duke games this week. It's almost that time

[B💸 @broncosaura]

What a refreshing reminder that twitter is not real life

[Eli @DukeMFFootball]

While two of these are absolute heartbreakers for us Duke fans, we have been absolutely spoiled with these games over the last several years.

Can’t ask for much more in rivalry games.

Four classics!

[ғᴀɪᴛʜ ♡⚠ @usos_cautionary]

Damn this is one of the best Roman introduction I've ever heard 😂 Even Roman felt that

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Chargers QB room

[THE PG ERA @thepgeraa]

Which WWE Superstar broke the internet the most with these gears? 👀

[Josh Larky @jlarkytweets]

Player Takes After 5 Games (Very Serious)

Jahmyr Gibbs - Clear 1.01 playing like the 1.01

Kenneth Walker - Prime Christian McCaffrey, including the injury risk

Jaylen Warren - Prime Christian McCaffrey when Rico Dowdle is hurt

Christian McCaffrey - No longer Christian McCaffrey

Josh Allen - If you asked Claude to build a fantasy friendly QB in a lab

Bijan Robinson - Possibly not human

Drake London - Why Michael Penix has a job

Brock Bowers - Would be WR3 in fantasy points per game, somehow TE-eligible in fantasy football

Puka Nacua - Prime Antonio Brown, including the off-field concerns

Derrick Henry - Still Derrick Henry

Christian Watson - Wet dream Jameson Williams season

Jameson Williams - Having a typical Jameson Williams season

Matthew Golden - Possibly also Jameson Williams

Luther Burden - Wish he was Jameson Williams

Jaxon Smith-Njigba - Might actually be god

Colston Loveland - Expected fantasy points poster child on 1-4 fantasy teams

Chuba Hubbard - Bell cow in a good offense

Omarion Hampton - Wish his name was Ollie Gordon

Jaylen Waddle - Might have bonked Sean Payton's wife

Travis Etienne - Might have bonked Kellen Moore's wife

Emeka Egbuka - Might have bonked Baker Mayfield's wife

Malik Nabers - Fantasy WR1 when you decide to bench him

Tyler Shough - Josh Allen when he has an easy matchup

Michael Wilson - What we all wanted Marvin Harrison Jr. to be

Caleb Williams - Josh Allen with bad hamstrings and a cannon that never quite shoots straight

George Kittle - Doctors should study and clone his achilles

Patrick Mahomes - Doctors should study and clone his ACL

Dalton Kincaid - Still Dalton Kincaid

Drake Maye - Jekyll and Hyde

Jadarian Price - Trent Richardson

Emanuel Wilson - Actually Jadarian Price

Trey McBride - Wish you drafted Brock Bowers after all, huh?

Brian Robinson - 15th in the entire NFL in TDs

Jeremiyah Love - How you would expect a RB taken 3rd overall on the Cardinals to perform

RJ Harvey - James White on the Broncos

Tetairoa McMillan - Calvin Johnson whenever Jalen Coker misses a game

Chris Olave - The one good WR who wears a guardian cap

Rhamondre Stevenson - Inevitable

Jayden Daniels - Should we just amputate his left arm?

Kyler Murray - Might be J.J. McCarthy in a short suit

D'Andre Swift - RB13 in points per game

Kyle Monangai - RB15 in points per game

Brock Purdy - Natural immunity to the electrical substation?

Kalif Raymond - Still Kalif Raymond

Kyren Williams - Designed in a lab to only appeal to film guys

Garrett Wilson - Unlocked by Geno Smith

Saquon Barkley - 5.1 yards per carry is the best way to cope if you drafted him

Justin Herbert - Clearly distracted by his home life

Kirk Cousins - Jameis Winston

Jameis Winston - Looked rocky, but he's still Jameis Winston

Ja'Marr Chase - Turned into Tee Higgins?

Tee Higgins - Still Tee Higgins

Isaiah Likely - Trey McBride with a worse PR team

Jonah Coleman - That injured guy we all spent too much FAAB on

Aaron Jones - 25 touches a game with Jordan Mason out

Cam Skattebo - The memes get less funny when he has only 1 TD on 91 touches

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

GUYS AND GALS!!! WE GET TWO GREAT GAMES BACK TO BACK

OCTOBER 23RD: CUM BOWL

OCTOBER 24TH: BALL SAC GAME

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗��𝗡𝗚: Vikings star WR Justin Jefferson has gone viral for looking and sounding "extremely high" in his post-game interview.

Many fans are saying that he reminds them of Perc Rodgers.

😭😭😭

[Jaguar Paw @sirdibbydukes]

Man this song might go platinum on this app. This needs to be the first song played at Doak! 😂😂😂😂

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Shoutout to the Bills and Rams for randomly playing the greatest game in NFL history on a random Monday Night in Week 5.

[Quarter Zip Sports @TheQuarterZip]

Let’s get this straight

1) We shouldn’t have access to some of this audio

2) Setting this audio to the hardest music of all time from Sicario is such an elite choice

3) Alabama should have offered Kirby $30m a year because DeBoer sucks

[Connor @tweetsofcat]

Spent the last 15 minutes staring at this hypothetical conference realignment. It’s perfect.

No conference championships — best regular season conference record wins conference. Each conference sends winner to CFP + 6 overall at-large bids (16-team CFP).

[Austin Pendergist @apthirteen]

Cam being carried off the field to Trevor dapping up Jaxson de Ville straight into a crying Eagles kid. Give this production team an Emmy for this sequence.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

There’s truly nothing like College Football

[gamecocker @gamecocker69]

Went ahead and made this so you don’t have to

[Doug McKain @DMAC_LA]

UCLA vibing to every teams end of third quarter song is one College Football's best newest traditions

[Casey @BleedBlueCasey]

“Tonight you line up against another guy and say f**k you i’m better than you. You guys deserve this.”

Inject this into my soul.

[Pantone287 @Pants287]

Genuinely might be the worst I've seen, because you can't even fathom what the refs THOUGHT they saw.

Most competing ones people are posting have contact to the head, or something that looked like it in real time.

This one is just... why?