Hunter Conroy

Zoo keeper. Horse trainer. Just trying to live each day to the fullest ☀️

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i'd like to eat healthier but queso and chips and margaritas exist

[Friends TV Show @quote_friends]

january 2022 december 2022

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

The older you get, the more you pick peace over drama and distance over disrespect.

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

I’m a big fan of driving alone because if a song is a banger you know I’m going to play it 21 times in a row

[Dr. Clayton Forrester @DrClaytonForre1]

In 1995, 14 wolves were released into the wild in Yellowstone National Park. Scientists at the time did not suspect that this would radically change the entire ecosystem of the park. 1/n

[Cher @cher]

If Every time Men Had Sex,
They Risked Death, Physical Disability,A Life Altering Interruption In Their Education,Or Career, & The Sudden Life Long
Responsibility For Another
Human Being,I Think
They’d Expect A Choice
In The Matter

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

[Hunter Conroy @HunterConroy]

Got a massage today and was a bit surprised when the lady climbed up onto the table and not only straddled me but also kneeled on my back and used her knees??? It’s been a few years but I don’t remember massages going like this 😂😭

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

never change who you are because someone else is no fun

[7 @goyimpnl]

get that tattoo , ur family is already disappointed in u

[abby govindan @abbygov]

everyone saying “could never be me” about the Tinder Swindler as if we all haven’t date a broke man who is a pathological liar

[Hunter Conroy @HunterConroy]

My kitten learned she can make it onto the counters this evening and now nothing in my apartment is safe.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

can’t forget how bad i wanted what i currently have

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Riss➰ @Rissa_Gunn]

Sometimes you just have to see people for who they are, and not the potential they have.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's called compromise

[Hunter Conroy @HunterConroy]

Tripped and fell so hard yesterday that my arms are genuinely sore from catching myself and now I feel like I know what getting old feels like 😂

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

i’m trying to think less about the people who i wish were showing up for me, and more about the ones who are

[Mariela @mari_pepin]

My problem is I think I need dessert after every meal🥴