She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???
When i would never turn down an invitation from an e-girl to like her tweet, I also would never dignify AI-bot with a response. Your curves are not real. Your consent is stolen. Venus was born from water; you steal it to appear real. You are simulation.
#twobeersdown