Alfred Pacino

The second coming of Jar Jar Binks

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

The things I fear most are included below:
1. Girls (Women)
2. Static Electricity

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

Wait a minute… I don’t think we’re talking about the same Luther Vandross

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

@burger_mikester LMFAO! The Mikester Strikes Again!

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

@burger_mikester LOL. You’ve been on the receiving end of this from me. I don’t do it all the time but now when I do it I will come back and revisit this tweet!

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

@burger_mikester Changed ur username. Are you okay bud? I was sitting at the cool kids table the other day and they were all saying your old username was most dope ™️

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

Live by the Cobra Fang die by the Cobra Fang

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

Did you guys hear about this net neutrality bs?

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

Top 5 worst days of my life

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Guy, you’re still trying to replace Pope Francis. I’m telling you we can’t do it. But we can recreate him in the aggregate.

[Saint Xavier High School @stxtigers]

We're thrilled to welcome Nick Baisch ’09 back to St. X as our Director of Student Career Development!

After nearly two years at Lexington Catholic, Nick returns with a strong passion for student success and relationship-building. In this new role, he’ll help shape career pathways and opportunities for our students.

Welcome back, Nick!

#WeAreStX

[liam @b00bboi]

Use ur fuckin eyes ref that was a foul

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

Almost forgot to set my clocks backward an hour. Happy New Year everyone!

[Saint Xavier High School @stxtigers]

We are proud to announce that Dr. Daniel McCue, who currently serves as assistant principal and the Carl ’45 and Rosemary Mueller Distinguished Faculty Fellow, has been named the 24th Principal of Saint Xavier High School. Dr. McCue will succeed Principal Amy Sample beginning with the 2025-2026 academic year.

President Paul Colistra shares, “We all thank Amy for her outstanding service to Saint Xavier High School. Working side-by-side with Ms. Sample for the past five years has been a great privilege, and I will forever be grateful for her leadership, expertise, and grit. I am honored to name Dr. McCue as the school’s next academic leader. Dr. McCue’s strong commitment to students and faculty will benefit our school and follow our strategic direction of continuous improvement."

🔗https://t.co/hMwjcu9mQ8

#WeAreStX

[Alfred Pacino @HunterTMakk]

I am nowhere in the realm of being able to count cards, but I do have the ability to track the burrito folds at Qdoba so I know where the queso and protein land. Took Algebra 2 freshman year of HS btw

[Brocc @Punished_Brocc]

“Do you know what they call the Rizzler in France?”

“They don’t call him the Rizzler?”

“No. They call him Le Charismeur”

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost and I've decided to initiate legal action against Universal Music Group (UMG) and Spotify.

[Camryn Bynum @Cambeezy_]

GOLD MEDAL GAME WINNER 🎬🥇😂

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I've always wanted to harvest olives in Spain with a good friend. Instead, I brought @JordanSchlansky. #ConanOBrienMustGo

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

you’re not fooling anyone