Stephen Wowelko

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

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[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

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http://t.co/aMH25ockih Cheated on Twitter with my real life today.

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

http://t.co/M7dikyZ1Ew Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week.

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

http://t.co/aMQls4T77K CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR

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http://t.co/kyU9oDew70 Where can I get sweatpants that say "ANXIETY" on the ass?

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http://t.co/chRbkiWYAD Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge.

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

http://t.co/wMYQMVtTfC Still puzzled on how "Colonel" has gotten away with being spelled like that for so long.

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

Most long freeway drives are spent thinking, "Who the hell would live here?" http://t.co/ZS80NKaQpI

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

http://t.co/gTujI2UFLe The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught.

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

http://t.co/RTV1ObKmRu "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/3wVKlmpuFI

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/Tj3snF7mnp

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In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/FgTC8TjpMq

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

http://t.co/kecbv8uphE Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/50H7S06d5Z

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/ePk56ginbe

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http://t.co/6vWzwH42 I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama.

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp. http://t.co/KFbH5pRA

[Stephen Wowelko @HUNTorFISH]

http://t.co/HZlrXnk1 I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets.