danii gonzales

that was your fault, not mine.

[danii gonzales @HurricaneDanii]

“dare me to take a pull straight from the bottle???” —me hoping someone says yes

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Prison inmates do more to stop pedophilia than your own government.

[t @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

I’ve genuinely never witnessed a couple with worse chemistry than this…

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I am sick and tired of grown adults calling the climate crisis a hoax. This is not a debate, the science has been settled for decades. Your ignorance is not just embarrassing, it is actively destroying the planet and every living thing on it.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Girl working at the gym told me not to put on sunscreen because the chemicals in it are worse for you than the sun. Genuinely how did we get here

[Briana Shaneè @hottiebillion]

I think everyone should pick a book & read it this month. Illiteracy is running rampant

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I wasn’t super worried about the hantavirus, and then RFK Jr. said “We have this under control, and we’re not worried about it” and now I’m super worried

[Cass ✨ @simplyck_]

I miss the life I had before I was forced to experience Donald Trump running the United States.

[Roma @Romazehari]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Amazing how it only took the Pope criticizing Trump for Republicans to suddenly believe in the separation of church and state.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Preemptively stating that you are going to pardon your entire staff and yourself before leaving office is one of the biggest admissions of guilt I have ever seen.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

RFK Jr.’s CDC delayed a report proving the Covid vaccines worked

Reality can be embarrassing for conspiracy theorists

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Me asking 20 year olds if they know Lauren Conrad