Hura

Retarded at 19🎰

[Owen @Owennfa]

BANK: “Congratulations, you own a house now.”

ME: “Great, I’m a homeowner.”

BANK: “Not quite. You own a mortgage.”

ME: “What’s the difference?”

BANK: “Stop paying and find out.”

ME: “But I’ve paid for 10 years.”

BANK: “Doesn’t matter. Miss one payment and we own it again.”

ME: “So I don’t actually own it?”

BANK: “You own the privilege of paying us $2,500 a month for 20 more years.”

ME: “And if I can’t?”

BANK: “Then the sheriff changes the locks on the house you thought you owned.”

You don’t own property. You lease it from the bank with the government’s stamp on the paperwork.

[Owen @Owennfa]

DOCTOR: “Your insulin is $400 a month.”

ME: “I thought it was $25 in Canada.”

DOCTOR: “It is.”

ME: “So why is it $400 here?”

DOCTOR: “Because we can charge it.”

ME: “That’s insane.”

DOCTOR: “Yes. But your insurance covers most of it.”

ME: “What if I don’t have insurance?”

DOCTOR: “Then you’re paying $400 a month to stay alive.”

ME: “How is that legal?”

DOCTOR: “Because the system is designed this way.”

The only country where staying alive is a luxury most people can’t afford.

[Primals @Neonprimals]

◽️Community Update

The Neon Primals WL campaign has been growing faster than we expected.

Current WL allocations include:

▫️ @Solgodsnfts
▫️ @APEOFTHEHILL
▫️ @pumpfun_pepe
▫️ @PatriotsSolana
▫️ @BullBearsX
▫️ @DundiesDistrict
▫️ @K_Qagency

And we’re not done yet.

Building a community? Running a project? Looking for a WL spot?

DM us.

🦍 Minting June 22nd at 1 PM ET on Solana.

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: “Back in my day we didn’t need therapy. We just worked hard.”

ME: “You also had pensions, affordable healthcare, and a house cost 3x your salary.”

BOOMER: “That’s true but we didn’t complain.”

ME: “You didn’t have to. The system actually worked for you.”

BOOMER: “Kids today are too soft.”

ME: “Kids today are working harder for less and you’re calling them soft for noticing.”

BOOMER: silent

[Owen @Owennfa]

Unpopular opinion:

Buying a house is not always the smart financial move people make it out to be.

A $400,000 house at 7% interest over 30 years costs you $958,000 total.

You’re not building wealth. You’re paying almost $1,000,000 for a $400,000 asset while the bank collects the difference.

Renting and investing the gap has outperformed homeownership in almost every major city over the last 15 years.

The “renting is throwing money away” crowd never mentions the $558,000 you threw away in interest.

[Hura @hurusDih]

@eagerbtc Gm Eager

[Primals @Neonprimals]

◽️ Mint Update

Due to the overwhelming interest from communities joining our WL campaign, we’re moving the Neon Primals mint back by exactly one week.

📅 June 22nd
⏰ 1 PM ET
⛓️‍💥 Solana

We’re still allocating whitelist spots to individuals and communities.

Want in? DM us.

🦍 The Primals are coming.

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: “Just buy a house instead of renting.”

ME: “Average house is $420,000.”

BOOMER: “Get a mortgage then.”

ME: “Rates are at 7%. That’s $2,800 a month.”

BOOMER: “Cut back on expenses.”

ME: “I don’t eat out. I don’t travel. I drive a 2015 Civic.”

BOOMER: “Maybe get a second job.”

Funny how every solution means working more for a system that keeps making the finish line further away.

But nobody ever tells the banks to lower the rates.

[Primals @Neonprimals]

◽️The Neon Primals are here.

We’re giving away whitelist spots to both individuals and communities.

So far, we’ve allocated WL spots to:

▫️ @Solgodsnfts
▫️ @APEOFTHEHILL
▫️ @pumpfun_pepe
▫️ @PatriotsSolana

Want a whitelist spot for yourself or your community?

Send us a DM.

◽️ Minting June 15th
⏰ 1 PM ET
⛓️‍💥 Solana

[Owen @Owennfa]

My cousin turned $10,000 into $1,800,000 on $TSLA

Bought 1,000 shares at $10 back in 2012.

Those same shares are worth $1,800,000 today.

People called him crazy for holding.

Now they’re asking him for advice.

[Primals @Neonprimals]

🤍 The wait is over.

Neon Primals mints June 15 on LaunchMyNFT.

🤍 Solana
🤍 Public Mint: 0.19 SOL
🤍 WL Mint: 0.15 SOL

Whitelist spots are still available.

DM us to secure yours before mint.

🤍 Discord: discord : https://t.co/8UACOaFBpy

See you on mint day

[Owen @Owennfa]

$SPCX just made history.

The IPO raised $75,000,000,000 , the largest in history.

Total shares outstanding: 13,076,000,000.

Shares were priced at $135, opened at $150, and closed the day at $161.11.

That’s a 19% gain in a single day.

The stock hit an all-time intraday high of $176.52.

Market cap: over $2,100,000,000,000 making SpaceX the 6th most valuable company in America.

Right before the opening bell, SpaceX launched its 650th Falcon 9 rocket carrying Starlink satellites into orbit.

Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire.. on the same day his rocket company became a public stock.

[Owen @Owennfa]

When I was 19 I worked at a grocery store making $9.50 an hour.

My manager pulled me aside one day and said “you’re too smart to be doing this forever, what’s the plan?”

I didn’t have one.

He sat me down on his break and showed me how he’d been putting $50 a week into an index fund since he was 22. Said it wasn’t about the amount, it was about never stopping.

I started doing the same thing that week. $50 a week. Sometimes less when money was tight, but I never fully stopped.

That was 11 years ago.

I checked the account yesterday. It’s worth $94,000.

I make more money now obviously, but that account started with $50 a week from a grocery store paycheck and a manager who didn’t have to care but did.

Find your version of that guy. Or be that guy for someone else.

[Owen @Owennfa]

10 years ago full coverage car insurance averaged $1,200 a year.

Today the same coverage averages $2,600 a year.

That’s a 117% increase in a decade.

On a bill you’re legally required to pay just to drive to work.

If insurance more than doubled in 10 years, everything else already did too.

And your paycheck did not.

[Owen @Owennfa]

My mom paid $1,200 a semester for college in 1995. Adjusted for inflation, that’s about $2,500 today.

I just checked my tuition bill. It’s $14,000 a semester.

And they still tell us we’re broke because we eat avocado toast.

No. What’s crushing this generation is a system that let tuition grow 6x faster than inflation while wages barely moved.

It was never about the toast.

[Owen @Owennfa]

Boomers:

• Bought a house
• Had kids
• Took one vacation a year

Millennials:

• Compare mortgage rates for fun
• Have spreadsheets for everything
• Wonder if guacamole was a financial mistake

Different generations.

Different boss fights.

[Owen @Owennfa]

Four months ago, @Neonprimals was just an idea.

Today, it’s becoming reality.

Countless late nights, challenges, revisions, and hard work have gone into building this collection.

Along the way, I’ve met incredible artists, co-founders, and team members who believed in the vision from day one.

What started as a dream is finally coming to life.

Neon Primals is coming to Solana sooner than you think.

[Owen @Owennfa]

The funniest thing about generational debates is that

half the people complaining about boomers

are hoping to retire exactly like them.

[Owen @Owennfa]

In 2005:

• $100,000 felt like serious money

In 2026:

• $100,000 gets taxed
• Rent takes a chunk
• Groceries take a chunk
• Insurance takes a chunk
• Everything takes a chunk

The number got bigger.

The purchasing power didn't.

[Owen @Owennfa]

In 2002, Elon Musk had to introduce himself and spell out his name.

Today, he doesn't have to do that ever again.

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire, and we all watched it happen.

All it took was 24years .

$SPCX
$TSLA