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I actually didn’t want to do this but I have no other choice than to carry this matter on my head 🤧. I don’t have Twitter Blue, so I’ll make this into a thread. Please hear me out and help RT 🤲
We're delighted to announce that Matt Ritchie returns to #afcb ❤️🖤
He is now technical director at the club and takes up the role after his outstanding playing career.
Welcome back, Matt 🙌
Yo,
Nobody is doing Party is supreme with you
If you think you can just dictate for the Obidients and Kwankwasiyyas, then you should have a rethink.
Again, nobody is doing party is supreme with you guys, I'm definitely not trusting you with my money.
Just incase you've forgotten, Peter Obi is the reason we are taking you serious.
Once you take that away, there is nothing remotely interesting about you people.
Don't be ahead of yourself niggas
The Nigerian military is taking credit for “rescuing” some 400 hostages released by Boko Haram in Ngoshe.
That is a lie, of course. Here is the word from eyewitnesses on the ground.
Soldiers delivered ransom to Boko Haram, said to be somewhere between 3 and 5 billion naira.
Only Muslim hostages were released. The Christian women and children remain in captivity.
They were being held in a village named Gavva at the shadow of Mandara Mountain, three kilometers away from the military base in Ngoshe.
That is not a rescue. That is complicity, and a wealth transfer to their terrorist comrades. It is also proof and a continuation of the ongoing Christian genocide.
This is video of the Muslim women and children being returned.
#EarthShaker
🚨🚨| JUST IN: Bayern Munich are willing to meet Manchester United's £𝟑𝟒.𝟓𝐌 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 for Marcus Rashford — but his wages remain the stumbling block.
Bayern are keen on signing the player but hesitant to match Rashford's wage demands.
[@cfbayern]
Brazil are good enough to win the cup btw. The problem with them is always that they are way too emotional. At least 3 players will be bawling their eyes out during the national anthem before a group game against fucking Haiti.
Kylian Mbappe is France’s top scorer from this squad. He’s scored 56 goals in 97 games for France.
Adrien Rabiot and Ousmane Dembele are the next top scorers in the squad.
They have 7 goals each.
To anyone driving through this newly built Lagos - calabar coastal highway please be very careful to avoid something like this. Share with others to save someone.
Nommé par la FIFA pour officier durant la Coupe du Monde, l'arbitre somalien 🇸🇴 Omar Artan s'est vu refuser l'entrée sur le territoire américain
Vu ses difficultés pour obtenir un visa, il avait bénéficié du soutien de l'ambassade somalienne de Nairobi qui lui a notamment permis d'avoir un passeport diplomatique
Insuffisant pour les autorités américaines qui l'ont immédiatement renvoyé...
Pour rappel, Artan a dirigé la finale retour de Ligue des Champions de l'an dernier entre Pyramids FC et Mamelodi Sundowns tout en étant élu meilleur arbitre africain 2025 par la CAF
Don't mind us, we're still thinking about this run of attacking returns from Bruno Fernandes... 🤯
Any guesses as to how many points he earned his #FPL managers? 🔢