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[🥝 @_ashisogijizo]

Money went missing on my first day at my new job and the manager said "this is the first time this has happened"

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Remember you cannot say you want freedom for this kid.

That would be antisemitism and you might hurt the feelings of a billionaire Jews in the USA.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Ain’t it funny that they had nothing bad to say about the bitch who killed her children but had soooooo much to say about the one black man who found her guilty?

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

This is today’s monthly payment on a $500,000 house in the Dallas region with a 10% down payment a 7.17% mortgage rate

$357 out of $4300/mo going to principal

You’re better off renting anything and putting $400/mo in the stock market

[Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅 @joepezz_]

She absolutely cooked🔥👀

[J @bankdontclose]

holy shit its true

[trop belle 🤎 @Aestheticthin13]

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[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

Jill Scott in 1989 Jill Scott in
at 17 years old. 2026 at 54 yrs

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

This is the kind of stupidity we’re up against.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Incredible journalism.

60 Minutes has a convicted felon go undercover to talk to “pardon brokers,” people who will try to get you a pardon from Trump if you pay them.

This administration’s corruption has created entire new job categories.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Trump now owes you $13k in checks

[♚ @HussleLyn]

@isaiahrmartin This kinda stupidity CANNOT be taught. I thought this was a skit🫩

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Today's kids: iPhone Duo is peak design

Meanwhile phones in 2000s:

[Lacey ᥫ᭡ @xlaurenlacey]

HATE THEY ASS SO MUCH WE DIG EM UP AND TELL EM DIE AGAIN 😂🫵🏾🫵🏾

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

No tax on tips — DIDN'T GET IT!!

No tax on overtime — DIDN'T GET IT!!

No tax on Social Security — DIDN'T GET IT!!

No tax on income tax — DIDN'T GET IT!!

No tax on car loan interest — DIDN'T GET IT!!

DOGE refund checks — DIDN'T GET IT!!

Tariff refund checks — DIDN'T GET IT!!

$5,000 to vote Republican — oh, yeah, I'm suuurreeeee you'll get it MAGA. 👌

And THAT is why MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet!!

[Tipsy Bartender @TipsyBartender]

America Hates New World Map Showing Africa's Size #america #africa #UnitedNations #map

[Brittany Sky @brittanysky]

ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR AT THE US OPEN🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾

#usopen

[HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot]

FLASHBACK: Muhammad Ali refused induction into the U.S. Army in 1967, citing his religious and moral opposition to the Vietnam War

"My conscience won't let me go shoot my brother, or some darker people, or some poor hungry people in the mud for big powerful America. They never called me n*****, they never lynched me..."

Ali was convicted of refusing induction, stripped of his boxing titles and banned from boxing during his prime. His conviction was eventually overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1971

[♚ @HussleLyn]

@DuffJuice30 Straight out the jewish playbook

[Not Josh Firestine @Not_Firestine]

I'm not even joking in the slightest, this is how marriage is supposed to work