General Hux

General of the First Order. Kylo Ren is my bitch

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@FinnTFA Hate has won. Just like I'll will win the next movie.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

It's a relief that I live in a galaxy far far away so I didn't have to deal with that presidential election I've been hearing about.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

Officially endorsing @kylo_trump. I think I would make a good VP. Make the First Order Great again!!!

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 I'm guessing you're not very popular with feminists.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 good, the General loves submissive women.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 Four courses??? I need to be able to fit into my suits.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 only thing I'll allow you to be general of. Make sure you're cooking is good or you'll be replaced.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 what are you general of again?

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 way ahead of you...

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 just remember that only I touch the hair.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Ingenious76 if it would get me away from Ren I'm all for it.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

I would gladly swap Ren for this Deadpool guy.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

I snorted a huge line of coke before this speech.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Rowansilverskye usually, the bad guys win the second movie. So unfortunately, he'll probably be around longer to destroy more of the ship.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@Rowansilverskye Ren can't even beat a scavenger girl in a fight. I'm not worried. Hopefully he'll be "gone" after the next movie.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@AlexRowsonBrown this ain't Harry Potter bud.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

Someone told Ren Star Wars got delayed and now he's tearing up the fucking ship again!

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

He may be the Supreme Leader but it's very hard to take someone serious with the name Snoke.

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@enaire_enaire1 ugh, of course not!

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@enaire_enaire1 good, then report to my quarters at midnight.