Caveman

Twitch sports streamer. The BOTCH! Guy. XILF Commissioner.

[Caveman @HVFCaveman]

Going to the store for Coke Zero and chips. Be back shortly.

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TONIGHT, EARLY START TIME 6 PM EST - THE 2024 XILF CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! Awards and HOF inductions in the first hour, followed by Augusta Duffers vs. Green River Rats in the championship game! 15 min qtrs, rolling skunk rule, and Kermit Lee Roth at Halftime! https://t.co/0ICszTrydW

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TONIGHT IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES: Prince Ben Salmon takes over the broadcast for VERY LARGE SAUDI EVENT 12: BILLION DOLLAR BABY from Saudi Arabia, IN! Gunther vs. Titus O'Neil, Women fighting backstage, Bloodline Rules, and more at the top of the hour! https://t.co/0ICszTs63u

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@AllNaturAshley The guy or the food?

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@IVPvideos How many Doinks are needed to set this up?

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BREAKING NEWS: Kermit Lee Roth will be performing at halftime of the XILF Championship Game on Sunday November 2nd! https://t.co/0ICszTs63u

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TONIGHT 8 PM EST - TANK BOWL! The XILF's best of the worst as the Turbo Toons face the Akihibara Tentacles for the right to the #1 draft pick OR a $25 gift card and 1 year suspension! 10 min qtrs, random game sliders, donate bits to change the game! https://t.co/0ICszTrydW

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TONIGHT 8 PM EST - XILF CONFERENCE FINALS! WHO IS GOING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!?
American Conf Finals: Green River Rats vs. Hayama Same
National Conf Finals : Augusta Duffers vs. Cochrane Ball Torchers
https://t.co/0ICszTrydW

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TONIGHT 8 PM EST - XILF DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS PART 2! San Antonio Gorditas vs. Green River Rats in the first game, followed by Manati C-Kaos vs. Cochrane Ball Torchers in game 2! https://t.co/0ICszTs63u

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TONIGHT 8:05 PM EST - XILF DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS! Stillwater Tornadoes vs. Hayama Same followed by Augusta Duffers vs. Kingston Punishers. Doubleheader Divisional games on Wednesday night 8 PM EST! https://t.co/0ICszTs63u

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TONIGHT 8:05 PM EST - XILF's FINAL WEEK OF THE REGULAR SEASON! Langley vs. San Antonio and Manati vs. Turbo to determine Tank Bowl entry, and Kingston vs. Burbank in Football After Dark for Burbank's playoff hopes! https://t.co/0ICszTrydW

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TONIGHT 8 PM EST - XILF Football! Week 15 doubleheader sees Turbo Toons vs. Manati C-Kaos and Stillwater Tornadoes vs. Green River Rats. https://t.co/0ICszTrydW

[Caveman @HVFCaveman]

@duel3000 "It didn't sound like English." - CaveWoman

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TONIGHT 8 PM EST - A special Friday night of XILF Football! Reading vs. Stillwater, Miku vs. Green River, and a Friday Football After Dark w/ San Antonio vs. Dotonbori! Plus much more! https://t.co/0ICszTs63u

[Caveman @HVFCaveman]

@_queerauntie He's bringing lawyers back (YEAH!)
These other judges don't know how to act (YEAH!)

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PROGRAMMING NOTE: Tonight's XILF games will be moved to Friday night, 8/30/24 at 8 PM EST. This is due to illness/sinus headache caused by allergies. Ragweed is no joke, but this football league is. See everyone Friday night.

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TONIGHT 8 PM EST - XILF FOOTBALL DOUBLEHEADER! SHARK BOWL 2: Hayama vs. Langley
MAJOR EXOTIC OHIO: Mountain vs. Major
https://t.co/0ICszTrydW

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@ThatKashGuy It still is ;) we're streaming tonight.

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TONIGHT 8 PM EST - THE RETURN OF XILF! WEEK 10 SHARK NIGHT! Hayama Same vs. San Antonio Gorditas in the opener, followed by Mountain Dewmslayers vs. Langley Bazookasharks in the second game! https://t.co/0ICszTrydW

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@TerraCalaway MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN
I'M A SEAGULL
GO FUCK YA SELF
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