Hilary Mae

I’m just here for the comments ✌🏻🍿

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Did Snapchat move the back button from the right top to the left top? Because I’ve accidentally snap called so many people today I feel like an idiot 🤡

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Oh pregnancy insomnia… how I fucking loathe you 😩🤰🏼💤

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

If you’ve never been forced blackberry from @squeakWall or woke up next to a partially full styrofoam longie cup, you haven’t lived

[Dives of Wisconsin @DivesOfWI]

🍺THE CHAMPIONSHIP🍺

(24) Showboat Saloon, Wisconsin Dells

vs.

(10) The Annex, Platteville

VOTE IN THE POLL BELOW. QUOTE TWEET THIS TWEET FOR 3x Votes! This is for history folks, make sure you tell all of your friends!

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

@jstoney14 I saw this meme recently and instantly thought of you 😘

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

PSA: When a very pregnant woman asks her man to rub her sore feet/ankles an incorrect answer will always be “will you rub mine” 🤰🏼👿

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Ever have heartburn so bad you puke? Yeah…pregnancy is wild. So much fun 🤡

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Went to avatar 2 in theaters with pregnancy hormones. Talk about ugly crying. Woofta

[💁🏽‍♀️ jess @jstoney14]

In case anyone was wondering, @SenRonJohnson voted “nay” to the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act which protects workers whose ability to perform the functions of a job are limited by pregnancy, childbirth, or a related medical condition. Big “fuck you” my dude.

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Real sick of this pregnancy induced constant hangover feeling 🤢👎🏻

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Whoever works for these politicians sending out unwanted multiple text messages throughout the day, kindly fuck off. I hope you stub both of your big toes twice a day until the end of the year. You’re annoying AF

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

So motherhood now just involves being sick all the time while my kid contracts intermittent sicknesses from daycare? Like is this normal? Asking for myself cuz damn, this blows 👎🏻

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Children are little petri dishes just waiting to give their mothers a new daycare sickness every other week 😵🦠

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

@jstoney14 I mean, if I were a bee and wanted to annoy the fuck out of someone…I’d be him. Touché dude

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Being sick while your baby is also sick is a newfound kind of hell

[Hilary Mae @HWedig]

Me and my breast milk stash thank you, @alliantenergy for the quick restoration of power. Momma can finally sleep now 😴

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[💁🏽‍♀️ jess @jstoney14]

Yes policy & change but also stop normalizing violence. Stop live broadcasting wars, destruction, and death. Stop video games w/ shooting, etc. Stop spreading hate based off gender, orientation, race, political affiliation, etc. leave your abusers. Stop giving kids social media.

[kinsy @kinsyb23]

Pregnancy begins with a penis. Regulate that.