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ketchup on hot dogs is a crime against humanity

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Day 6 tightening this sucker so tight. By the way yesterday was a bit excessively tight and she is starting to be suspicious something is going on.

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Day 5 just before bedtime tighten this mofo extra tight. She is gonna be pissed cuz its almost empty and she needs a refill for her nightstand.

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@FreddyLA7 come visit we will take you shooting guns with suppressors. We are also by a @bucees and can eat beaver nuggets and beef jerky afterwards!

#welcometotexas

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Day 4

Today I showed violence and love. Made her a nice 3 egg omelette and tightened the lid.

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Day 3. Pool day. It got tighter when she left for the bathroom. On a positive note my wife didn’t pee in the pool.

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Day 2 of over tightening my wifes water bottle. Waited til her to start getting ready for bed and did it before she does her “evening refill”

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Day 1 of over tightening something my wife uses just so she realizes my value to our marriage.

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@TaraBull Everything is QCB to him

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Epic and savage af

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Quick handshake between Ben Johnson and Matt LaFleur 👀

(📺 Prime)

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@SportsCenter Love this f da packers

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@espn I love this so much I am reversing my vasectomy and naming my 4th kid Caleb Williams Weibling @espn

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I’m going to get a reverse vasectomy and have a 4th son named Caleb Williams Weibling @ChicagoBears #ChicagoBears #DaBears

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@QuinnEwers should play for @BYUfootball because he can float balls better than anyone @TexasFootball #floating #iykyk

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@Jbanklestankle1 They call him “Texxxxxxxxxxxx”

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@netflix is the @KamalaHarris of streaming services

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@netflix is the @KamalaHarris campaign of streaming services

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@NYSDEC @NYSDHSES Is this where you teach how to kill household pets?

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@SaintBillSnyder @Diddy has extra baby oil laying around you could probably borrow

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@NotKennyRogers Some of us want to hear the screams instead of Luke Bryan music

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@Iraqveteran8888 @eaglerun23 I am thinking of taking the FDE rifle Friday but am afraid it won’t go with my pants. Help!