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I love my God and I love my country.

CHRIST IS KING

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AMERICA OWNS THE STARS!!!

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@cabanascar42 It also just doesn't pass the vibe check the same way the first movie does. Even with the old timers and racing history it still doesn't feel quite the same

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@masochistmartyr @Splougy I was never alluding to the dead bedroom discourse, only replying to the guy talking about how sex is "vile and disgusting"

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Hey I actually like this one.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

KFC has redesigned its logo.

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@masochistmartyr @Splougy Absolutely. But they are still inextricably linked

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@Splougy @masochistmartyr Sex and matrimony are basically inseparable.

[Gydda​ ᛏᚷ @TiwCultist]

When a slave was freed in Anglo-Saxon England, the legal ritual often involved placing a weapon, frequently a seax or a spear, into their hands.

By physically giving them the blade, they were being handed their status as a free person under the law.

Do you understand yet?

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@smashbaals He said this because it sounds really profound to retards, not because its true. Common popular pastor L

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@PNWConservative Theater kid occupied government vs. Kino Trump Pageantry

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@PeztyMerc His certainly seems to fall into that yandere archetype

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@PeztyMerc Feeling kinda cute, might proposition my wife for "apparently not a sacrament" later idk

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

Oh boy.....

I think I might now understand why the natives are the most conservative demographic in Canada.....

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@DanielvsBabylon

[Georgina-Libbie @georginalibbie]

“Why do you care how people dress in public? It’s none of your business.”

Because not dressing well is a sign of moral decay in our society.

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@SaP011 Actually he kinda did. "Turn the other cheek" passage is about forcing someone to treat you as an equal rather than an inferior

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Idk why it never occurred to me that GabeN might have children but I love that THIS is how I find out lol

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@martianwyrdlord Best effortpost ive seen in a while

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

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@Adams_Steven_ The amount of strawmanning in the comments of that post is staggering