My mum always says I’m high maintenance, then today calls me saying she had to wash my brothers boxers before school because the only ones left weren’t comfy and she has to go to Waitrose or M&S to get him a ready meal for dinner 🙃😂
A good looking guy came walking over to me in the petrol station, there was me like omg this is it my movie moment then he goes “you have a flat tyre” and walks off 😂
Just jumped out of bed and run after the bin man with a bag of bottles in my dressing gown and bare feet for him to tell me he’s collecting garden waste 🥴