i got fired from my consulting job after they realized i didnt do shit the last 6 weeks so now im applying for fall jobs
i was about to quit anyway i didnt like it and i wanted to focus on starvemaxxing, drugs and lying to 24+ year old women about wanting a serious relationship
Signs someone is down horrendous:
• start training for a marathon or do a hyrox (never ran before)
• join a singles run club and 8 am rave
• apply for an MBA
• apply for law school
• convince yourself a master’s in data science is the answer
• build a custom gaming PC
• start smoking weed every day
• get bangs
• shave your head completely bald
• get a random tattoo or piercing
• go on 4 Hinge dates a week
• start sleeping with people you don’t even know their name
• pick up a hobby you’ve never once shown interest in
• start an anonymous X account
• begin a gratitude journal