Kate selby

misery likes company , ignore the invite

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Guaranteed ways to insult a British person:

1. Accept a cup of tea, take one sip and then leave the rest
2. Don’t put the next customer divider down in the supermarket
3. Criticise their home town when you’re not from their home town (even though they themselves think their home town is rubbish)
4. Park in front of/near their house
5. Fail to realise that they’re in the queue

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What British people have in their freezers:

-Frozen peas (some in a bag, some rolling around loose)
-Full bag of oven chips
-Another bag with three oven chips left in it
-Tupperware half-filled with unidentified brown stuff
-Half a scoop of mash potato that you saved for some reason
-An empty box that used to contain ice lollies that fools you every time you look in it but you still don’t throw it away
-Bag of hash browns
-Some sort of meat joint (possibly lamb) from 2014
-A near-empty ice cream tub
-Something that might be chilli or might be bolognese but you didn’t label it
-Some party food from three Christmases ago
-An empty bag that used to contain ice cubes
-A pack of chicken or fish that you needed to eat but you chucked it in the freezer because you ordered a takeaway instead
-One drawer that doesn’t open anymore

[chris towers @millypod1]

🆘31 MAY 2026 #Lost Lola #ScanMe
Beagle Female
#Dormanstown #TS10
County #Redcar #NorthYorkshire
https://t.co/F63AEISxWe

[chris towers @millypod1]

🆘30 MAY 2026 #Lost Bambi #ScanMe #STOLEN??
Staffordshire Bull Terrier Cross Female #PUPPY
#Truro in the town #TR1 #Cornwall
https://t.co/xXfHIORDOK

[German Shepherd Rescue Elite ( GSRE ) @gsrescueelite]

Ella is 5yrs old and she is a retired Police Dog who is really struggling in kennels. Ella has had a very unsettled life and is a very clever girl but she will need a home with #Malinois exp to meet her needs
#germanshepherd #Essex
https://t.co/zKgj6KlkL9

[Animal Adoptions UK 🐕‍🦺🐈🐎❤️ @AdoptionsUk]

Please share to help find the owner or a rescue shelter space for this stray/abandoned dog found #NEWPORT #WALES #UK JUNE 1 2026 💔💔💔
NOW IN A COUNCIL POUND
STRAY DOG FOUND*- PLEASE SHARE❗️
• French Bulldog
• Found Argosy Way, Newport
• Currently doing 7 days at Newport City Dogs Home
•If this is your dog, please call the Centre on 01633 631735 (proof of ownership is required, and charges will apply)
•If not claimed, after 7 days, will move into the ownership and care of Newport City Dogs Home
Original post on facebook👇
https://t.co/08OVlhYPji

#FrenchBulldog #Frenchie #adoptdontshop #Cwmbran #Pontypool #Cardiff #dogs @FrenchieandFF @missingdogwales @MissingPetsGB @DogLostUK @APDAWG1 @domdyer70

[Lisa Clare Read 💙 @LisaClareRead2]

Please RT #stolendoghour
Have you seen Nala💔?
Missing for over 7 years now 😢😢
Last seen #StrathclydePark on 17th March 2019. #Scotland
Please #HelpfindNala and get her home 🙏💕
#dogs #Sharpei

[Nutmeg's Crew🌻🇺🇦 @catgirl321]

#MISSING Extremely pretty tuxie girl KIKI, who has very large soft green eyes, in Northcote Road, Sidcup, Kent DA14 6PW‼️
Last seen 7 December 2021💔
DETAILS > https://t.co/G8WDbDDDCI
#cats #LOST #FindKiki #REWARD
PLEASE #RT / #SHARE #WIDELY✅

[Millie🐾🌈#oneforallandallformillie 🐾🌈 @MillieOTLFP]

Have you seen Taylor??
Missing from #Cockermouth #Cumbria
Could be anywhere now
Where is he?
See attached tweet for more information
#stolendoghour

[Missing Pets GB @MissingPetsGB]

Sadly three years ago today TROUBLE was #stolen from her field on lodge lane #BN6 Sussex
The security cameras were also taken.

She is a falabella breed & unsuitable for riding, driving & cannot breed. She’s a family pet.

Please come forward if anyone has any information 😔

[Missing Pets GB @MissingPetsGB]

🐕 BLOSSOM #Pom #chi
#missing last seen Middle common near alltami road #Mold #Buckley #CH7 #Flintshire #Wales on 30 May 2026
She has a spotty white strip on her nose & a yellow harness & pink collar
Very nervous please don't shout or chase if seen🙏
https://t.co/vN2wcjOvS9

[Missing Pets GB @MissingPetsGB]

Poor BREEZE still #missing

"Sharing again and again until this hits the person that knows where Breeze is or has got her..🙏
I just want my girl home no questions asked, reward on safe return ...Come on please let her come home..I miss her so much 😢 💔 ..🐾🐾" #WEXHAM

[Lisa Clare Read 💙 @LisaClareRead2]

Please RT #stolendoghour & help get Taco home
Recently rescued #goat stolen by 4 individuals from @ButtercupsGoats on Saturday 5th July. See image below.
#stolengoat #Kent #ME17
If you have information please contact the sanctuary or call Kent Police quoting ref:
CRN 46/114812

[Kate selby @Hydebabe]

@AllisonRFloyd

[Kate selby @Hydebabe]

@BookJockey2 @Mollyploofkins 👌🙏

[Kate selby @Hydebabe]

@BookJockey2 👌sounds good !

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Cat said: “I told you we didn’t need a dog” 😂

[A Random Blur Song Daily @BlurRandom]

Name: Clover Over Dover
Year: 1994
Album: Parklife

[A Random Blur Song Daily @BlurRandom]

Name: End Of A Century
Year: 1994
Album: Parklife

[A Random Blur Song Daily @BlurRandom]

Name: For Tomorrow
Year: 1993
Album: Modern Life Is Rubbish