Huey

Survival isn't pretty It's hyena business

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Twars analysis based on supremacy

Kenya - the USA of Twars they are the absolute superpower and nobody dares to touch them

Nigeria- They are the Russia of Twars and their is always a cold war going on between them and Kenya, they both fear each other

Zimbabwe - Zimbabwe represents Japan, they are allies to Kenya since they have a common enemy, Kenya always protects them from dangerous opponents like south Africa.

Uganda - Represents North Korea, they always like to force themselves in wars that doesn't involve them, they are lethal but not enough to pose a threat

South Africa - represents Afghanistan, they are weak and can't put any meaningful fight.

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

@its_chep_ Send your CV dm

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

@WaruiJohn2 We ni mbwa Sana na takes zi kifala nkt, the game did not need him and coach anaezachange mind depending na tempo ya game, Ronaldo overestimates his importance

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Mimi nayo hawa spacious babes mniachie pure greatness

[SUE🕸 @the_nimoh]

😌

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Countries and what they are known for
1) Kenya- Athletics, Twars supremacy, wildlife.

2) Nigeria - Darkness since there is no electricity, scammers,Yahoo boys are known all over the world, corruption, and of ofcourse afrobeat and Nollywood on positive side

3) Uganda - Biggest bananas producers and their girls make the best wives.

4)Tanzania - They don't know English

5) South Africa - High number of white settlers, xenophobia, High rate of HIV/AIDS,

6)Ghana- Kwame Nkrumah is the only known person in Ghana, we don't know much about them.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Earning money in one currency and spending it in a weaker currency is a life hack on a dwindling economies.

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Substack sucks

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

TikTok sucks.
Threads sucks.
YouTube sucks.
LinkedIn sucks.
Snapchat sucks.
Facebook sucks.
Instagram sucks.

𝕏 is the best social media platform.

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Next utasikia Tu Butita ama YY mmoja wao anapatikana na ebola hii nchi na sarakasi

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Fabrizio michoo Leo aliuma nje vibaya Sana eihh kumbe youth leader ako alive and kicking

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Millennials with lame as slangs what the hell is odijo 🥲🥲🥲

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Huyo Odijo hataamini. Salo ya Oct atapata Dec.

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

We have mutoriah, Nikita, bensaul, watendawili, we have bien☺️☺️

[Mr. Truth @JustMrTruth]

If South Africa 🇿🇦 has Amapiano and Nigeria 🇳🇬 has Afrobeats , what does Kenya 🇰🇪 have ?

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

I have been having a bad toothache for the last one week until yesterday I decided to gurgle my own urine and all I can is that it helps I haven't had an episode since,

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

Yesterday i got my first ever clean money salary, nimepunguzia mzazi mzigo🥺.
Today is my 22nd birthday🎈.
😭🤍

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

The Greatest second place finishers

1) Christiano Ronaldo -Cristiano Ronaldo is perhaps the greatest example. Five Ballon d'Ors, five Champions Leagues, over 900 career goals, European Championship glory and records that may never be broken. But when the argument for the greatest footballer of all time begins, one name constantly stands in his way: Lionel Messi. Ronaldo isn't ordinary. He is one of the greatest athletes humanity has ever produced. But in the Messi era, greatness itself became a competition, and Ronaldo was often placed second.

2)LeBron James-
four-time NBA champion, four-time MVP, all-time leading scorer and one of the most complete basketball players ever. Yet whenever the ultimate question is asked, “Who is the greatest basketball player ever?” Michael Jordan's shadow appears. LeBron may have the longevity, the statistics and the incredible consistency, but Jordan's mythology keeps him in second place for many people.

3)Andy Murray
In tennis, Andy Murray spent years living in the era of Federer, Nadal and Djokovic. He won Grand Slams, Olympic gold medals and became world number one, but history placed him behind the Big Three.

4)Venus Williams -
behind Serena Williamsprobably Venus is a seven-time Grand Slam singles champion and former world No. 1, but Serena's 23 Grand Slam singles titles and dominance often leave Venus viewed as the second Williams.

5) Barcelona
Barcelona are one of the greatest clubs in football history. They have Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Cruyff, countless trophies and a football philosophy that changed the game.
But there is one club they can never escape from: Real Madrid. Barcelona can dominate Spain. They can produce legends. They can play beautiful football. But when the conversation becomes the greatest club in Europe, Madrid's Champions League history puts them ahead. Barcelona aren't small. They are simply the giant that has another giant standing above them.

6)Raila Odinga
Raila Odinga is one of Kenya’s most influential political figures. He has endured persecution, detention, political battles and several presidential elections, yet the presidency remained out of reach.
History may remember him as a great leader who came close many times but never became president. Being second doesn’t mean failure; sometimes it means you were extraordinary.

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@Ukodgaf Imagine how special they feel

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How lucky is Benin National team to play the last game with the MESSI the GOAT, they are very blessed indeed

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Fuck we are about to witness Manchester United disasterclass

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@WaruiJohn2 Argentina

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@WaruiJohn2 This is why we never takes you serious

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

Umalaya
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[Economist @Economist254]

If you had KSh 1M today, what would you do with it: land, Sacco, MMF or business?

[Huey @Hyenaspp]

@Macute_6 Morning pal