Michael Salvador

Pharma Creative Director 💻 Person 🌈 Nerd ✌️ he/him 👽

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

What’s happening?

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

@Vanlenciacf Correct. Bitter, broke, trad wife who’s not allowed to argue with her husband

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

@thatstarwarsgrl It’s very clear from your photos that YOU ARE NOT happy

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

@thatstarwarsgrl We’re pointing out that your husband is the narcissist and you’re the one just making his babies

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

@SwearImNoRabbit @thatstarwarsgrl Right!!!

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

@RaavennC @thatstarwarsgrl Yes that’s exactly what she saying. Butter trad wife

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

@Nina7Infinity @thatstarwarsgrl The little girl is chip! It’s cute af

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

@thatstarwarsgrl You look broke and bitter

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the millennial ‘death becomes her’ reboot

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Multi-hyphenates 🥵

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

Whorigami

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Yes I have a type

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

They’re really trying to fuck in this forest rn

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

Really hate it here sometimes

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Honestly, good for Megan Markle, man.

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

This doc makes me love Kim even more. She’s such an incredible mother and a beacon of mental intelligence.

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

One day I’ll tire of being the 7th wheel

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

Take that hat off and let’s see

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

It’s crazy how lonely and alone are not synonymous

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The aliens believe in me!!

[Michael Salvador @Hyperfisch]

You post a photo of a flower to IG and the hoes are like, “I’ll suck you circumcised, king”