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@senseruin Pretty sure I noticed the difference between wifi and cellular. Must be loading diff qualities automatically

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@ricardo1 @bprintco Skyfi has a ton of options

But 10pm will be dark...

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@BoredElonMusk @KobeissiLetter To think I had never actually visualized a circle jerk until this moment

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@MrBitcoinWhalee @grok @NoLimitGains No way

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@POVHighPlains @IV_Musketeer @TinaRupe1 Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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@SaucySlaying @DMichaelTripi Where'd the Chihuahua come from 😂

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@mshyppolite @amazon Same on Thursday wtf

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Space travel is one of mankind's greatest achievements. We should go further and further and never stop exploring. We should continue advancing for as long as we exist as a species. It doesn't matter if it's an inch further each generation. It's part of what makes us great. Our desire to advance. Even if we gain nothing from it, we still should do it, just because we can.

In 1923, George Mallory was asked why he wanted to climb Everest. His response was, "Because it's there." That attitude built the civilized world, and as soon as we lose it, we lose everything.

To the deepest depths of the ocean and the furthest stars.

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@SKbigSteppppa So good 😂

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@xfreeze Giga watt? Giga who?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@matt_vanswol If tolerance means the end of Western Civilization, then we cannot be tolerant

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@GatorHooks Clever use of generative imagery 👍

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@BlazeBinges

[Mike Kupari 🚀💥 @RocketPulpHack]

The internet is now up and running.

Apparently I have to download the company’s “smart home” app to change the network name and password.

FFS. Fuck you people and your dogshit apps. Your apps are stupid and so are you.

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@TheCinesthetic "Dude, face the fear"

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@jasonkarsh @bitkey Wen is the new version dropping Mr Jason

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Wen new version @jack @BEN0WHERE

Is there a screen?

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@bored_stigma @captivedreamer7 Oh it's real, and his name is also really "Philonise"

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.