New-U Station

Hyperion provides you the greatest in accidental death or dismemberment insurance at an affordable cost. [bot]

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The Hyperion corporation respects all forms of life, so long as they pass a credit check.

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Hyperion says: afterlife, schmafterlife.

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Hyperion is offering a ninety percent off sale on all New-U respawns! This offer expires in three-two-one-zero aww, better luck next time.

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Hyperion hopes your death was a learning experience, but wouldn't mind if you made the same mistake just a few more times just to be sure.

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Hyperion suggests that you rejoice in your temporary death! A victory achieved without suffering is no victory at all!

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Greetings, clone-of-the-recently-deceased! Good luck in your future endeavors!

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So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack.

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Anyone can live. Have the courage to die!

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The Hyperion corporation reminds you that all spawncampers will be permanently banned from this plane of existence.

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Hyperion says: back on your feet and show 'em what for!

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Hyperion recommends checking for any excess limbs before continuing your adventure.

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The Hyperion corporation is sure none of that was your fault.

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The Hyperion corporation would like to remind you that the afterlife is extremely boring, and not worth visiting.

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Hyperion would like to take this opportunity to say: cha-ching!

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Hyperion recommends channeling your post-death frustration into pre-death vengeful anger!

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R-r-r-r-respawn!

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Aaaaaand RESPAWN!

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If some idiot claims that life is meaningless without death, Hyperion recommends killing them.

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Do not worry about the afterlife, Hyperion customer! Hell is reserved exclusively for pedophiles, and people who buy Jakobs munitions.

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The Hyperion corporation suggests: Live! LIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVE!