𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ

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ᅠ⠀ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘞𝘙𝘐𝘛𝘏𝘌 ᴀɢᴀɪɴ sᴏᴏɴ... ⠀

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[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁. 𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅.
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖭𝖤𝖳. 𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖱.
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[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My haters will become my gators when I wade into the bayou of success

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

Last night was a piece of cheese with medicine inside

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

Whats a guy gotta do to pump and dump some loser vault hunter

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

@LA5TRlTES I agree. Time to torture you, you little nerd

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Spreading negativity with my meat out.

[Nick @Glox4u]

Asking her to do flat doggy so i got an excuse to twerk

[死 @humanxmaybe]

oh that gap in my résumé is bc i was out killing people

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

Would you still love me if I was a thresher ):

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

, @PRFCTNN

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i have no interest in taming you i prefer you wild

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

LITERATE RP ONLY. if you cannot write without persistent grammatical and structural errors in your writing I am not going to interact w you! The only exception is if you’re a non native English speaker then it’s fine.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁. 𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅.
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖭𝖤𝖳. 𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖱.
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[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

[Temp info]
-Handsome Jack from BL2. I'll do AUs where he's alive again for BL3/4 chars.
- NSFW/LEWD but I'll do sfw rp.
-NO MINORS.
-Not new to character but i've been on hiatus for some time.
-Female writer, you can call me Devi

[ٰ @yesrki]

I would hate you in every lifetime you stupid fucking whore

[Pam Winston Papsmear @PamWinstonP]

Preparing for war and psychological torture (Monday)

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

Youre lucky I like my robot mistresses with a little fight in ‘em…. Within reason, that is.

Consider that ass Hyperion property.

[ً ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ @PRFCTNN]

i do not obey, but i will offer my services. i like to hunt, preferably people. weapons, and big robots to fight in. you help me and i help you. you would be a fool to turn me away.

( not a very direct answer, but she approaches him. hand resting at hilt of sword. )

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

Nothings ever free, pumpkin. My price is complete obedience. You hand over the keys to the kingdom, I scrape the ‘parasite’ off the windshield. Everybody wins—

Nah. Just me. I win.

How bad you want it, baby?

[ً ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ @PRFCTNN]

hn. and you would do this free of cost. for the ( joyyy ) of it. there are two inhabitants in this body. you will rid me of this parasite.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

COOL STORY, TOASTER.

We’ll see how funny you think it is when I upload your SCREAMING consciousness into a claptrap unit. Yeah. No more showboating for you, CUPCAKE. Just showtunes and an inexplicable fear of stairs.

[ً ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ @PRFCTNN]

if i was capable i think i would laugh .

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

Heard one of you vault humpers call me a “tyrant” and a “dictator” and a “megalomaniac.” Big words for the type of guys who probably eat their own shoes. I mean it, not being sarcastic at all. I’m impressed

Anyway I prefer “benevolent god emperor”,

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

Women want me, vault hunters also want me, if it’s sentient it’s safe to assume it wants me

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

im not arguign with a twink !!! 🤣🤣 i will kill you

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

[nuking an orphanage for puppies] this violence doesn’t come from the right (me, I’m right)

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @Hyperionomicon]

We have to go after these radical leftist bandits