Elias

Don't use Twitter; place for switch screenshots. 20 y/o

[Elias @Hyperionsceo]

@dungeonsanddads OHHHH MY GOD. THIS IS MAKING ME AND PARTNER LOOK STRAIGHT. HOLY SHIT 💜💜. NO ONES DOING IT LIKE Y'ALL

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@ColoradoOhio @woomfnpig24 About the same advice my dad gave me. Except my dad was like "you go the EXACT speed limit. If anyone gives you any trouble you pull over. Let them get in trouble because it's going to be worse for you than them."

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@woomfnpig24 ...a privilege not a right. Had this been my kid? I would've taken away driving for a month or looked into putting her back into classes. Absolutely NO reason for a 16 yr old to speed like that. Do you wanna come home dead? Because one wrong move and that's what's gonna happen.

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@woomfnpig24 Also would like to add, maybe it's just my state but with how young you said she is, she's subject to WAY "harsher" penalties if she gets caught. In my state she'd have a provisional license. And it's real easy to lose it. You gotta get it through her head driving is...

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@rtalalay I will forever love you swing in 11's TARDIS when he's repairing her 💜

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@bossladyrel Actually, a third thing. It always reminds me of my fiancé who wanted a summer internship. He's in a trade, something we're supposedly desperate for young people in. He couldn't get a SINGLE one to hire him. He's at a gas station now :///

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@bossladyrel always like "oh x is hiring" I applied to it, and called back a week after the application. They're STILL ghosting me. I can't even GET the hiring manager to talk half the time. Job market sucks ASS right now. I get burnt out 5 apps in. Jobless for 6+ months. Insane :/ (2/2)

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@YourBestBroski @angryaboutbikes Me when the 30 jobs in my area are highly specific degree dependent medical jobs. Like, I can't apply for this travel nurse job actually!

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@CookerTeach @kvngxziz Makes me think of every hiring manager who just are never at work when I call to follow-up on my applications 😒

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@Strawberry23863 @kvngxziz God I hate those so much. "Your answers don't matter just choose whatever you feel is true!" WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA AUTO DECLINE!!!! If we choose the wrong answers!!!! Once you've done one of those they're all the sameeee

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@terrorgator @kvngxziz Reminds me of my fiancé. He was looking for internships over the summer (HVAC, finished his classes at like the top ++ got certifications) and he's been struggling/getting ignored. He's trying to get experience in a field begging for young ppl and yet...

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@Makeship @dungeonsanddads oooh you wanna turn the Odyssey dads into plushies soooo bad and maybe even Willy too

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@bearlyastar Was just saying this on Tumblr bc the Glenn Close Trio shirt has been sold out since the stores reopened. Like. Damn. Give me fuckin' something

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@HeyBethMay Beth! I didn't know you were letting Ron use your Twitter. How kind that you're friends from beyond the grave 🫶

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@Lizard_Bitt Ohhhh the feets... The big floppy peets 🥺