Hypious

[mewoo @everyone_mewoo]

FAKER CONFESSING TO KARINA WAS NOT ON MY 2026 BINGO CARD!!

[mike @kashermike]

busy works beats gotta be in psychosis bro😭

[kaveman @vampiregang777]

come home from school
open fl
open zenology
pick a random preset
place 3 notes
it sounds like shit
close fl
get on the game

[alyxtrick @alyxtrick]

i can imagine Ecco2k singing this, it brings me to tears

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

lost my virginity at 16
lasted 30 seconds
she laughed
i panicked
couldn't breathe
room spinning
thought i was dying

years later i realized: that's EXACTLY how your lane opponent should feel

watched a hardstuck gold player yesterday:

"playing safe for late"
wave management
zero kill pressure
zero LP gained

told him to fix his playstyle:
"make them panic so hard they can't breathe"
all-in level 2
flash ignite
enemy jungler typing "mid diff"

here's the difference:

v*rgin laning:

overthought
too careful
trying not to embarrass yourself
dies slow

chad laning:

raw instinct
messy aggression
overwhelming pressure

that first time taught me what league players refuse to learn:

control is an illusion
aggression is powerful

that shaking, can't breathe, "what the fuck is happening" feeling?
that's what you should be giving, not receiving
your opponent should feel like i did at 16 - completely overwhelmed, panicking, not knowing what hit them

except they don't get to laugh about it later
they lose LP

study the saskio way

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Thunder total time leading in Game 1: 46:25

Pacers total time leading in Game 1: 0.3 seconds

🤯

[sschzi @sschzi]

@codeterd @KINGV0NBURNER

[PizzaNigga420 @PizzaNigga420]

@problemochile

[Arv @Oxy9994]

But bro if akali takes kills

[Sol1XD ✶ @S1XD6XX]

BASIC SIDELANE MACRO, A THREAD.

Learn how to win games on your own and stop depending on your team.

⬇️

[Hypious @Hypious]

@apendixseven My favorite couple

[Maison Margiela @TLOP4_G0ATED]

@Kurrco Real rockstar shit, ken and carti know how to live on the edge just speed like real vamp demons

[Hypious @Hypious]

@LEC @Supa_LoL @LoL_Upset Supa is better because he has a history of performing regardless of his team

[Hypious @Hypious]

@w0nderfulof 2 hours delay just for sprout to 2-0 in record time

[Hypious @Hypious]

@ThomasonDFS Tailed 😆

[Hypious @Hypious]

@emerphish @MakkroLoL Or you let them through and it’s just as bad 😭

[Hypious @Hypious]

@RubberDucky152 @MakkroLoL Coming from an adc this is so true

[Hypious @Hypious]

@me0wth Huh