Mathias Olsson

Musician, composer & coder. All in one!
A.k.a. Morbid / Five Finger Punch

[Jan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @RosaryMum]

Milan's magnificent gothic Cathedral 🇮🇹

[Deedy @deedydas]

We JUST solved a hard open math problem— the moving sofa problem!

"What is the area of the largest shape that can be manuevered through an L corner of width 1?"

On Dec 2, 2024, Korean Jineon Baek proved the answer is the 18 curve section Gerver's sofa with area 2.2195..!

[Inga Olsson @IngaOlsson3]

@alicemedce Varför skulle det vara coolt eller tråkigt att läsa böcker? Det vi vuxna borde förmedla till barn är hur roligt, spännade, intressant, underhållande, utvecklande det är att läsa, hur världen vidgas när man läser, att den som läser aldrig behöver känna sig ensam. Oavsett kön.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

One day you're young and careless, and the next you have a favorite pharmacy.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife texted me she saw a wolf on the way to work.

My question is how she knew it was on it's way to work?...

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Daughter: Dad, may I go to 50 Cent concert tonight?

Dad: Sure. Heres a dollar. Take your sister.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

[Imogene Cancellare, PhD @biologistimo]

I was taught it’s ok to get in a physical fight to protect yourself, if nothing else works. It’s one of the few useful things my father passed on to me and I would still do it today. More girls and young women need to be in self defense classes. Because their peers are shit.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

So, we had a meeting at work yesterday. My boss asked, “What steps would you take in case of a fire??”

“Fucking huge ones,” was not the right answer…

[Dan Farrimond @illarterate]

Remember, remember the 5th of November... 🎆

I made this #teletext art for @mistfunk in 2016 and 'remastered' it in ZXNet just now, so it's nice and crisp like a toffee apple.

#BonfireNight2024 #GuyFawkesNight #VforVendetta #GuyFawkes #ceefax #pixelart #textmode #DCComics

[mariana Z @mariana057]

So after arguing for an hour with a man who said I was in his seat, he finally said…

“OK, YOU fly the plane”.

[Dan Farrimond @illarterate]

#Teletext50 art exhibition on 🇫🇮 Yle Text
Featured #teletext artist of the day: @losso3000

https://t.co/aITX9gN5e8

This is closest you'll get to 3D teletext with a touch of @Kraftwerk from Alex Grupe. Plus: the @Volkswagen Golf, but there's more than meets the eye...

#pixelart

[Joachim Ljunggren (The Sarge) @j_ljunggren]

SLOBBER by The Sarge. Released at Zoo 24 in the graphics compo for the Commodore 64. 16 colors, multicolor mode with sprites in the border.

https://t.co/kybAVzULCM

#c64 #commodore64 #pixelart #retro #pumpkin #eating #messy @zooparty_ry

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

'Anger transference' by Richard Sargent, 1954.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, especially because his name is Steven.

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

In 2022, Norway increased their wealth tax to 1.1%. In response, some high profile billionaires moved out of the country. According to a viral claim, this resulted in a net loss of revenue. Is this true?
No. Over the next two years, wealth tax revenue soared to all time highs.

[crypticsea @crypticsea]

if you aren't programming in a networked 3d virtual world on a 16-bit computer you designed down to the instruction set architecture using an editor and assembler that you wrote are you really even programming?