Hysterical Rick

Massive England fan

[Hysterical Rick @HystericalR]

Anyone need an England car flag PM me. Once they're gone they're gone.

[Hysterical Rick @HystericalR]

On the way home now. Conclusion: They need to build it around Palmer, Toney and Watkins. Southgate still the one… #EURO2024

[Hysterical Rick @HystericalR]

Supporting England has turned shite. Ive had 13 pints of fruity cider, England have lost and it still appears to be impossible to get into a Chairman Mao on the streets of Manchester City centre. #EURO2024

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7 deep here. 4-4-fucking-2!

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@Aidan_Regan Bollocks to that mate. Hit Les and play off the second ball.

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Not sure work have had their pound of flesh today #EURO2024

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@BhoyinRed Just so we’re clear - we won’t care

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@paddypower Only been a foul for about 30 years leading with the studs like that.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

“In 31 years’ time, Ollie Watkins will avenge me…”

[Hysterical Rick @HystericalR]

Just giving her indoors permission to fend me off tonight. Had a few. #EURO2024

[England @England]

Our #ThreeLions. Our #EURO2024 finalists! 🦁

[Hysterical Rick @HystericalR]

Well well well. Turns out we’re better than the Dutch. #EURO2024

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Now then. This is a test.

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God this is horrible #EURO2024

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@switfc Should be treason.

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Come on England. Do it for Platty and Graham Taylor and for everyone who was forced to watch a World Cup without England in it. #EURO2024

[80s&90sFootball ⚽ @80s90sfootball]

At 42, I should really learn to forgive and forget, but that inner 12 year old inside of me still can't forget this

Tonight is an opportunity to bury a few ghosts

[Hysterical Rick @HystericalR]

Just surfacing…. No idea where I am. Appears to be a hedge. I can hear families picnicking in the park. What time is it? Oh Christ alive! The Mrs is going to be raging!

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Don’t wait up love. Fruity cider number 9 down the hatch. I may sleep in a bin tonight. It’s Coming Home! #EURO2024

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Not this again #EURO2024

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I can’t take this! 7th fruity cider going down quickly. #EURO2024

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Na na naaaaa #EURO2024