Hyunny Friday

Will follow back for tacos.

[Vaccine Hunters Canada @VaxHuntersCan]

[ON] 18+ in all HOTSPOT POSTALS will be eligible TMRW May 3 @ 8:00 a.m. to book @ a mass immunization clinic through provincial system OR directly through PHUs. Read the full press release: https://t.co/sj5T7IwYms #COVID19 #COVID19Vaccine #COVID19ON #vhcON

[Kathryn Marshall @Lawsome_]

Governments make bad decisions. We all do. But owning it and listening and reversing a bad decision deserves credit. Thank you @fordnation for listening.

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

@KelseySees I successfully defended myself in a criminal court couple years ago, started by saying "your honor, I'd like to point out that real recognizes real, and the crown look real unfamiliar rn"

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

@hayleypdowd RIP

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

Sheeps: Known to stray away from the herd.
Wolves: Known to follow the leader and stick to the pack.

Anti maskers are the sheeps.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The reason the terrorist in London went on a "stabbing spree" instead of a "shooting spree" is because they have tough gun laws and serious penalties in England. Thus the toll was 3 dead (awful) rathe than 3 dozen (horrific).

[𝚋𝚊𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗 @thebaxterbean]

@realDonaldTrump CONGRESS INVESTIGATIONS
(in days)

406 — Watergate
478 — 9/11
853 — Benghazi
2344 — Whitewater
2715 — Clinton/Lewinsky

0 — 19 sexual assaults;
0 — Trump emoluments violations;
0 — mafia ties, tax/antitrust violations, money laundering, self dealing;
0 — 2,975 dead in Puerto Rico

[𝚋𝚊𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗 @thebaxterbean]

@realDonaldTrump Obama Adminstration (over 8 years)

0 (zero) charges
0 (zero) indictments
0 (zero) guilty pleas
0 (zero) convictions

Trump Administration (so far in 2yrs)

191 charges
35 indictments
26 Russian nationals
6 indicted Trump officials
5 guilty pleas
5 convictions
3 Russian companies

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

@carlosparisfr @realDonaldTrump Spike Lee may have won an oscar, but he ain't on the same level as the Supreme Leader Kim.

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

I've been using electric shaver for over 15 years due to sensitive skin. But for the first time in 15 years, I'm considering buying @Gillette. Still not gonna shave with it, but I will buy the fuck out of them and support them for that ad.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

23 years ago, from a refugee camp in Kenya, my father and I arrived at an airport in Washington DC.

Today, we return to that same airport on the eve of my swearing in as the first Somali-American in Congress.

#Hope #Ilhan 🙏🏾

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

If #cyntoniabrown was white, they would have called her a hero and thrown her a damn parade

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

Moon is very moony tonight

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

Step 1. Break your phone.
Step 2. Bust out your brand new burner phone.
Step 3. Order a case for your brand new burner phone.
Step 4. Drop your new phone 4 steps away from getting your hands on the case that just arrived.
Step 5. Punch out whoever laughs at this post.

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

I threw up

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

So it turned out I forgot to pack toothpaste. Now I have one more reason not to throw up.

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

Definition of "terrorism" does not care about the skin color of the "terrorists". Don't get it twisted.

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

Something I never realized I had till someone asked about it on facebook: I have a peacock guy. In fact, I know 2 peacock guys in case one of them goes on a vacation. If you want a peacock, holla at yo boy.

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

@KelseyLCarey Like, when I wasn't anxious last month, it made me anxious for not being anxious

[Hyunny Friday @HyunnyFriday]

@hayleypdowd You're really funny on Twitter