Hertzeliya Smith

Hertzeliya Parkinson-Smith, but call me Zee or I'll kick your sorry arse. Slytherin, AlbusSPotter's guide in life and overall an amazingly cool chick.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@DominiqWeasley ...sorry what? -raises brow-

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@DominiqWeasley or I'll start thinking you do need help for opening doors.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@DominiqWeasley of course it was. but see if next time you can actually do something instead of just glaring at him.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@HugoWeasley nothing, as long as you're polite with everyone else, not just pretty girls. being a radical is so last century @DominiqWeasley

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@DominiqWeasley oh please, opening doors is not THAT insulting you pseudo-feminist. people do it all the time, for boys and girls alike.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter Mostly thanks to ME. -steals some ice-cream from the bucket in his hands-

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter -snorts smoke from her nose while laughing- Like you're fit for Slytherin?

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter Oh, isn't it? -takes a long drag, all the while staring at him with that 'tell-or-die' look that she knows he can't resist-

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter -smoking like a mad woman- But where's the fun if I can't TOUCH? You shouldn't make fun of me Mr I-get-laid-whenever-I-want.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

-by the fire- I think Zabini takes off her clothes in front of me on purpose. srsly, someone should just open a "tease the lezzie" contest!

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter oh, you know me too well *cuddles*

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter yes, come here sweetie, bff time. let's eat some ice cream and smoke cigarettes by the fire. still the house-elves golden boy?

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

they must know I hate Herbology. What will be next? Spending the night in Filtch's Torture Chamber?

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

back from detention, two to go, but it's getting worse by the day. I mean, digging in the dirt with professor Longbottom?

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

is depressed for no reason at all. but hey, cigs!

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@DominiqWeasley don't commiserate with me.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter @ScorpiusHMalfoy oh, I think I'm going to puke.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter just that? booooooring.

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@AlbusSPotter haven't seen him for days, but I bet your record is, say, a few hours. what have you two been doing together, may I ask?

[Hertzeliya Smith @HZeeSmith]

@DominiqWeasley I'm not one to just take it while someone looks at me *that way*. I glared back, didn't started it, thank you very much.